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RDCanecutter

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  1. I dunno, over-education helped me waste some years when I could have been actually going to the places I studied maybe 20 years earlier than I did, have 3 or 4 wives who didn't know about each other kicking out babies on the reg, and of course I'd die young from stress so there's that too.
  2. When I was 15, I tagged along with my electrician father in Ft. Walton or Mary Esther or whatever slapped-together beach town. He had a whole side-gig repairing non-code shit inflicted on the homeowners by [insert narcotic]-head previous electricians. One job was so egregious, with wiring trailing off into damp sand, that he called me over, pointed it out, and said "RD, maybe you'll be an electrician, maybe you'll do something else, but whatever it is, promise me you'll never do shit work." I've tried to keep that in mind. But it would have saved a lot more money if he'd told it to whoever UT hired to build that patio.
  3. We usin pound/pounds, or kilogram/pounds?
  4. I descend from half the Confederate Army, and even I think that's weasely.
  5. Keep bribe money handy. Cash, not card.
  6. What part of Uvalde is that? Dudes all fat as hell. I'm talkin FAT as HELL.
  7. I don't know why you felt the need to make up the part about the wig.
  8. Ah yes. Same State but Different State. He's the guy I was thinking of.
  9. Just ordered a dozen tamales from local group ¡HICA! No habîa lengua, so I'm gettin chicken and queso fresco + jalapeño as a palate cleanser. Comes with chips, salsa, and (hopefully Mexican) Co-Cola.
  10. Talkin about in West Virginia?
  11. Yeah but the British stand in those rows, wear red coats, and musta been a 100 of them beatin on the drums. Silencers don't even figure.
  12. You are right. But I see this murder getting a similar reaction no matter who won the election. Think about the reaction when some parent snuffs a child molester. There is a level of loathsomeness that if attained by a victim, nobody cares. Seems like Insurance CEO snuck over the wire into "child molester" territory, if molesting children were technically legal. I didn't think about them at all before, probably because my insurance is not complete shit. Those with shit insurance appear to feel differently.
  13. Spend your whole life murdering your fellow countrymen, just so you can lounge around in a public library with no books.
  14. They's book-smart, which he was, and then they's print-out-a-gun-and-shoot-folks-and-escape-smart, which he weren't
  15. I listened to the first two sentences of the Governor of the Crown Colony of Pennsylvania.
  16. Sewed a Canadian flag on his pack. Went out drinking with some Australians.
  17. They didn't say they didn't recognize him. They just didn't tell YOO they recognize him.
  18. I want a giant pot of chili and beans because fuck whoever cleans out that lethal injection room.
  19. Come get yer Dirhams! Come get yer Dinars!
  20. Welp. Was always 99% likely to end like this.
  21. It'd be a shame for Kanye because he's got talent and may be redeemable.
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