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  1. RDCanecutter
    No mime emoji, unfortunately.
  2. RDCanecutter
    No Chanson de Roland. I take it you've never picked up a stick in the middle of a fist-fight and just whaled on the other dude.
  3. RDCanecutter
    The Dark Rider of the Apocalypse sure did clean up nice. Life's hard on the little creatures.
  4. RDCanecutter
    Wonder how much you get paid for being one of those extras.
  5. RDCanecutter
    May we dance wif your couch.
  6. RDCanecutter
    Kind of a nice simple 1950s look, for some reason.
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    I was gonna say the last Democrat I remember with scrap in him was George Wallace, but maybe that doesn't help.
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    Yeah, that was a Big Damn Deal yesterday on Local Talk Radio. Several callers in a listening area from Cullman down to Chilton County declared they will boycott the Olympics. I am not sure the French realize this yet.
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    Did they shoot that on Elba?
  10. RDCanecutter
    Yep. The Fuckaho Nation.
  11. RDCanecutter
    As if anyone would ever search for that. That's crazy talk. You better stop now, or you'll just look crazy. Nobody could ever prove it. YOU HEAR THAT YOU CAN'T PROVE IT.
  12. RDCanecutter
    It's part of his victorious Civil War general physiognomy.
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    Computer, Enhance.
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    Roy Moore, sorry to dox you but never in a million years would I have guessed this was you. Gil, your friend is a quitter. He could have tried a couple more times and found a young woman who liked doing the shit y'all like. But he quit. Quitty quitty McQuitty pants. And sure why not get a nice 40-year-old girlfriend too.
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    It's a set-up. Next they ask to borrow 100 grand seed money for a pro-Harris tshirt company, and they'll double your money. But they'll really buy a Trump boat and cruise up and down the lake, laughing.
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    Forget his party or his couch-fucking. He just treated the volunteers like shit who laid all those snacks out for his pudge ass.
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    "You ain't a soldier until you get an Article 15," my drill sgt at the Kentucky Home for Wayward Youth
  18. RDCanecutter
    He looks like a pudgy staff officer who roots through the men's packages from home to protect them from contraband cookies.
  19. RDCanecutter
    I want more Democrats in positions of power because I've heard good things about the 90s, and would like to have my home state move forward to that era.
  20. RDCanecutter
    Plus, he's letting the dog get a taste first, before he himself finishes the rest. Leadership.
  21. RDCanecutter
    DeSantis could camp out at Tuberville's empty house in Alabama.
  22. RDCanecutter
    Gotdamn. He'd have Maga low-crawlin across HIS parking lot cleanin it with toothbrushes.
  23. RDCanecutter
    When I'm wearing any tshirt, the "White Dude for" part is pretty obvious.
  24. RDCanecutter
    It was a perfect injury, a beautiful injury. Everybody is saying so.
  25. RDCanecutter
    One of the funniest days in Basic Training was when they measured everybody's height while we were standing in socks. Much mental trauma, I don't know how the former football players found the strength to carry on. My first teaching job, my male students (mostly 14-15 year olds) went into meltdown when I told them I was 6' 3" (in socks.) Half of them believed they were 6' 3", when it was more like 5' 10" in shoes. They declared that I was 6' 5" and to keep the peace we left it at that. Now I am 6' 3" in shoes and I claim the hell out of it.

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