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  1. RDCanecutter
    Yew cain't tell me whut t'do.
  2. RDCanecutter
    Buy your own Trump flag. Cut it into 4" wide strips. Wrap it around a toilet paper roll. When you get there, high five everybody, then sneak into the bathroom right before everybody finishes eating. Replace the TP with your Trump roll. Hide all the rest of the TP and/or pour water on it.
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    Walz fucks.
  4. RDCanecutter
    Fif not leaving it to chance. And good for her.
  5. RDCanecutter
    A deliberate flop in exchange for no more prosecution?
  6. RDCanecutter
    I remember living in College Station.
  7. RDCanecutter
    About that... We have a bottom step on the staircase that in low light pulls the optical illusion of being the floor. Years ago I learned to hold the banister and assume the steps were trying to kill me. But the other day I was in Lala Land as I skipped down the stairs carrying a Macbook Pro and various crap, then next I knew I was back-flipping onto steps and clumping down them on my butt and backbone. Just laid at the bottom for a sec crumpled up between my wife's newest vacuum machine, Tupperware tubs of Art Show shit, and blood from a right elbow possibly due to smashing the face plate on a light switch. Macbook Pro held up great after flying in the air and hitting the floor. A childhood of jumping bikes over ditches saw me through as well. No cyborg spider-body replacement yet.
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    I was curious. Watched it long enough to ID the teacher. Whoa. If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding. HOWWWW can you have any pudding, if you don't eat your meat.
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    Georgia Repubs still sore that a rank amateur like Trump tried to butt into their vote-cookin kitchen.
  10. RDCanecutter
    According to 23andMe, yep, everybody's 4th cousins.
  11. RDCanecutter
    Usha, with family roots in thousands-of-years-old caste-based civilization, deeply concerned about fairness.
  12. RDCanecutter
    Say you really need some change, and there sits JD Vance's unsearched couch, do you or don't you?
  13. RDCanecutter
    All ye who touch yourselves stand tall in your false pride as ye condemn another man. Yet JD did not touch himself. The couch did.
  14. RDCanecutter
    Shocking.
  15. RDCanecutter
    Now do DJT's early American roots. I bet he goes way back.
  16. RDCanecutter
    Hey. Thirty bucks is thirty bucks.
  17. RDCanecutter
    We don't want to lose the Cherokee vote.
  18. RDCanecutter
    It'd make me throw my Franklin Mint Civil War chess set at the liquor cabinet.
  19. RDCanecutter
    He was just there to drink all their booze. fif coonass
  20. RDCanecutter
    I always tried to make the ball go in the hole, like a damn rookie.
  21. RDCanecutter
    So Trump is gonna argue that felons shouldn't be allowed to wander around in public.
  22. RDCanecutter
    Those among us who are not Hapsburgs probably have 32 great-great-great-great grandfathers. Likely a few stinkers in everybody's tree. But I suppose there is always the chance that his angry spirit will come back, possess her, then she can be the Anti-Abe-Lincoln.
  23. RDCanecutter
    Dinna fash, lass.
  24. RDCanecutter
    Poke around Malaprop's Bookstore while you're downtown.
  25. RDCanecutter
    I stand well and truly chastised, Sir. Let us at least agree that Chuy's sucks.

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