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  1. RDCanecutter
    That's quite the range of choices. But for your viewing pleasure I ate store-brand (Piggly-Wiggly) bran flakes along with a shit-load of golden raisins stirred in. Plus milk, as you no doubt surmised. I would have gone with bananas, but the store is a 5 minute walk away and I felt lethargic.
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    If he really wanted to Hillbilly his Elegy, he'd be sippin a mason jar of actual mountain dew made in a still.
  3. RDCanecutter
    See if you can hear some autotuned country...
  4. RDCanecutter
    Fast like maybe there was a plan in place. And that's a good thing.
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    This is how you grift. Striking image that cult members want. About 12-13 distinct colors so you can easily do color separations by hand, knock out a few hundred prints in a few days, enough to fill the pre-orders at say $300 apiece, say gross about 60K in a week or so, knock off 2 thou for racker monkeys (tops), 4 thou for postage, and a few hundred for inks and archival paper. Call it 50K profit even if you only sell 200. Easier than printing money.
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    I turned on Local Right-Wing Talk Radio long enough to eat a bowl of cereal. The host was deeply concerned about the Democrats' treatment of Biden, and also my (Democrat Primary Voter) rights. I have friends everywhere, friends I don't even know, Republican friends, who care about me.
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    I knowed you wuz. I tolt em so, but they's all uppity.
  8. RDCanecutter
    You bring pride to my heart, young Padawan.
  9. RDCanecutter
    I am that psychic. What you predict is true. And after I win, even though ye all be libtards, neither I nor President Trump will ever let any harm befall you.
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    Came close to doing that myself, for reasons. I got 99 problems with Vance, but that ain't one.
  11. RDCanecutter
    I prefer Super-Diet Mountain Dew. It's like Mountain Dew, but you don't drink any.
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    They have the best rejection notes. Type up some short essay, send it in via snail mail. Within a few weeks you'll get a polite rejection on a fancy piece of paper that looks like an art print. Tack it on the wall and impress drunk women.
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    Counterpoint: I gotta stick up for the college baseball players I taught. They were smarter than the average Freshman mouth-breather, quick with a joke, scored high on the subject matter. But I've had multiple concussions so who knows.
  14. RDCanecutter
    Dude. You don't get it. She's Black-Not-Black.
  15. RDCanecutter
    Let em eat shit and bark at the moon. A few crazies will get treated like crazies. The rest will sulk and tell little jokes that one of them will shush if a stranger walks by.
  16. RDCanecutter
    Thank you for your service.
  17. RDCanecutter
    Ohio DeSantis got taller but he's still pretty small.
  18. RDCanecutter
    Take out the Tex, you got Mexican. Take out the Mex, you got... I dunno. Whatever they eat in Tennessee.
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    That's the way Georgia did it from 1917 to 1962. hmm.
  20. RDCanecutter
    Me no like Chuy's. I slam my fist on the table and say that Tex-Mex is a made up category, like Scotch-Irish.
  21. RDCanecutter
    The GOP needs to run a Roy Moore creeper clown to turn a red state blue, if only for a brief blessed time. TFG has amplified Moore's tendencies by an order of magnitude, plus actual crimes, but is hard-baked past outrage with the Maga. Half of them won't stay home instead of vote for him like they did with Moore. Maybe a small percent will. Cruz is toadlike, cowardly, and evil, but teen human women hold no allure for him. So no weakness there. Unfortunately, Texas seems to be topping up with transplant Maga, thanks to U-Haul. I hope I am wrong.
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    It's like an iceberg. The weirdness you see is only 10% of the total.
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    Maga's got the Lollipop Guild on their side.
  24. RDCanecutter
    Chest thump from the AL-7. Terri Sewell's mom was my librarian and her dad Coach Sewell tolerated me in lunch-study.
  25. RDCanecutter
    He has a wife, you know...

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