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    Chest thump from the AL-7. Terri Sewell's mom was my librarian and her dad Coach Sewell tolerated me in lunch-study.
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    He has a wife, you know...
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    This is the most rattled Maga's been since the refs allowed U.S. Grant to put too many men on the field.
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    Wish I could triple-rep this.
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    Who said that though, RFK jr, or the brain worm?
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    You shoulda thought about that before you let the vampire bite you.
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    Never get in a shit-slingin contest with chimps.
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    I thought we fought the Revolution so we wouldn't have to listen to Prussian ventriloquists' dummies.
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    Back in 1960s Selma at the burger joint right across the bridge, her not-quite-black self would find a window placed there for her convenience so she wouldn't have to feel uncomfortable ordering inside with the white people.
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    When I first moved to Austin, I went there once every two or three years. It gave me the same jittery feeling as dating a girl who texts every 30 seconds and it's not even about sex. Seemed about as Mexican as ice-fishing in Canada while some girl texts you every 30 seconds and it's not even about sex. Jangly interior like a Hooter's full of lawyers and they're not even dressed like Ho Barbie. The waitstaff, not the lawyers. Eventually I found that I liked tortilla soup. Maybe that wasn't even Chuy's. Then I lived in Mexico and got insufferable as fuck about American attempts at the food.
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    We are to blame for not understanding Ghislaine's mermaid ways.
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    16-year-old me doesn't have an opinion on the machines, but does wonder what would happen if you caught one on fire.
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    I swim to Cuba.
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    Davis looks like a little kid in that picture, and your son kneeling behind him must be a giant.
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    I made up a club in 6th grade with a half-dozen imaginary ranks that diminished in number until you got to the very top, where I sat, and I was the only one allowed to see if people passed the tests to advance. No emperor of ancient Persia saw more obsequious sucking-up than I did running that club. Leaving out the attempted pencil-stabbing assassination plot. They want to be in Trump's "In" crowd of favorite suck-ups. They are throwing elbows in front of similar bozos, and it'll probably work.
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    *menos
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    But they got that great big mall on the north side of Tupelo. Stuff like that will keep you off these lists.
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    He could just be confessing his own crimes.
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    Borderline? Germany would be our Italy and we'd steal all their trucks and make them walk through the desert.
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    And who were hard-boiled drunks.
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    OK. you can help us throw rocks at the fort. The rest of you kids get inside the fort. We need to test it.
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    Well Hell Wisconsin ain't no bigger'n the King Ranch down home, WHOOP!
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    Yep. Getting Britt and Tuberville after Shelby and Jones is kinda like that joke about hell: "Coffee break's over, back on your heads."
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    When I was maybe 19 I had some minor surgery around my jaw and sideburn. Naturally, they shaved off that one sideburn, and there were some stitches, but I coulda walked around with it uncovered. But my 19-year-old vanity was stricken, so, on my own, I constructed a gauze covering for it all and taped it over my long-gone sideburn. It looked stupid. It was stupid. Almost like his ear-patch
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    Meidas Touch is OK if you just listen to the first 12 seconds of it, After that it's 20 minutes of rambling. Oh, also ignore anything interesting implied by the title. It won't be in the video.

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