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RDCanecutter

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  1. Well, obviously them too. I meant a whole lot of them. Just keep the backpacks on like some encrustation of slime on their hunched-over little bodies. Source: time spent teaching 13th graders.
  2. Probably piling in to claim it like a pack of Flying Monkeys chasing Dorothy.
  3. That's the way kids roll these days-- always keep the backpack on, never take it off.
  4. Not to mention that in the US, you only have good care if you live near certain cities. Birmingham has remarkably good healthcare, as evidenced by my typing here instead of screaming from the pits of Hell. I even have a 15 cent bus from my house to the main UAB clinic if time is leisurely. I hobnob with other patients, people drive hundreds of miles from Mississippi or North Florida, and I hear horror stories about hospitals even 50 miles away out in the counties. Don't get a real illness in Gadsden. All these people flock here, and incidentally slow me down on days when I drive as they act out the timeless drama "First Day in a Parking Garage." God bless em.
  5. It's like you won't even give it a chance to work.
  6. Riding on ten units of insulin at the moment. Not much for some of you but for me it's a good reason to tune my guitar in Open G and be like Keith Richards.
  7. It's going to be lingering infections. I Have Spoken.
  8. Ayup. This might be the first time in this series that I just dig in and refuse.
  9. Things just goin in circles here like a rabbit runnin around a stump. I forget all the reasons, but Keytruda may have popped my kidney on the lip. So to help heal it, they wanna give me steroids. But steroids make me diabetic. Anyway, it's stable. Went to see a GP today I was going to in the Days Before Cancer, she looked at my kidney function, said: "It's not that bad," and ordered me some insulin and a glucose meter. Then I get a text from Oncologist who wants to admit me so they can feed me steroids and insulin at the same time. To which I replied: No. Please no. Just no. I got shows I already paid to be in, when people spend money, hospitals are cold bright and noisy, and I ain't sick, I can give myself insulin or we can do some outpatient deal don't put me in that cold noisy hospital, and YOU KNOW there'll be some busybody hospital doctor who won't let me go until my jacked-up blood pressure drops to some number it hasn't been in a year DON'T TELL ME TO RELAX and who's gonna feed the animals while I'm freezin in that icy waste tryin to relax my ass to freedom? So she said maybe not. We'll see. I am supposed to meet her Thursday inside the UAB mega-complex. Need to go online and find blueprints of the interstitials in case it turns into a game of Escape Room.
  10. Reminds me of my path to being a millionaire in one year via drawing simple $5 cartoons. 800 drawings a day = 4,000 bucks/day, 20,000 per 5-day week. Put in 50 steady weeks, done, take a Christmas break. Don't see why I couldn't start my own elite football school while I'm at it.
  11. Now imagine listening to that everyday in person in College Station.
  12. Throw the ball to Legolas.
  13. Move them dang sip horn-blowers 5 yards back in the stands per violation!
  14. Whoop his traitor ass.
  15. You don't understand the power and money of Aggy. If ESPN defies Aggy, Aggy will boycott them out of existence.
  16. I'm fixin to eat some home-cooked food, let my dog lick the bowl, and then we'll both watch Aggy get another whoopin put on em.
  17. He got that finger up doin that Allahu Akbar thing.
  18. My hands-on Auburn knowledge ended one night in 1987 as I drove away up 280 while a DJ friend at the college radio station played multiple U2 songs in my honor. I was working in Auburn. If I wanted to be an engineer or a vet, it'd be a good student choice. Current football team? Maybe the pay is good. But Freeze and hoes? My guess is flip a coin, and keep flipping it until it comes up positive.
  19. Well, the backup kicker from Birmingham Southern was probably happen to transfer to a school that hasn't been shut down.
  20. Baptists and other such types long ago learned to give me some quiet space.
  21. Good place. Reminds me of an English-speaking France for how people live life. Plus being non-native I could pass through the mental force-field that doesn't allow Virginians and Marylanders to visit each other. Me I always get along great farther NE with the vinigary sassiness of New Englanders, and didn't mind (a few days) of the Winter. Main drawback is getting older and slipping on ice, plus my artist friends there seem to have fewer opportunities than I do in Bama.
  22. None of them. The wives, that is. Don't have time to monitor the car decorations of the concubines.
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