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RDCanecutter

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  1. That's probably his fetish.
  2. I think it's way past time for you to quit checking that ballot, and turn it in.
  3. It's not just the Puerto Ricans who take it personally. You've got spouses, friends, inlaws, coworkers, Army buddies, any of whom might not themselves be counted in the ethnic group, but who would smack a MAGA bitch.
  4. Talk Radio on Monday speculated that Trump might flip New Jersey. It's a runaway victory, or maybe the on-air personalities get free cocaine. Dunno.
  5. Cool. It was still wrong for you to leave that flyer.
  6. I suspect Bo French secretly worries about those four things. I'm cool if he's gay, just maybe tone down the 1950s Leading Man stare. And maybe cut down on the Lying Tarded Ignunce a little. Hey, nobody's perfect, just make an effort.
  7. As if anybody's scared of some stoner-ass San Marcos "Grand Dragon."
  8. Let me know when that many quit ordering through Amazon.
  9. I shall go down fighting outnumbered in the men 60+ category like Boromir against the Uruks. Hell, if I just run up a flight of stairs that oughta take out half of them.
  10. That's why we need to get rid of those intrusive FBI security clearances, Patriots!
  11. Everybody's got their Bibb County. (For those incapable of reading my mind, about a year ago we were on an afternoon drive through Bibb County, where the Cahaba River Lilies bloom SW of Birmingham. Fairly rural unlike the saturated suburbs of Shelby County. I wanted to stop and eat at some meat-and-three, but before we found one, we noticed that the Confederate-Flag-and-Bible-Salesmen had descended on the place. Every truck, every trailer, they were all ready to follow Marse Robert up into Pennsylvania. I lost my appetite and was determined to spend no US currency on CS adherents.) Now all y'all without sin, you might think Bibb County's always been this way. Oddly enough, no, at least not in a flag-flying frenzy. What could have changed? Who could have been elected?
  12. Heydrich had Terminal Aggy Face.
  13. On Halloween I plan to be sitting in a bar several blocks away where the bartenders give me free beer.
  14. Don't throw that shit away. It'll have great resale value especially after Trump loses. If he wins, maybe you can carry one of the coins to show the Interior Homeland Security Forces so you can pass through checkpoints.
  15. My first impression of Eastern Shore Virginia, maybe 15 years ago, was a gigantic Confederate battle flag near the border as we were driving down from Maryland. Looking back, that was actually less depressing than a giant Trump flag would be.
  16. If you get a choice to live in College Station, or some town you've never heard of in Mexico, choose Mexico before they finish the question, and never look back.
  17. The book may still be in the UT library. This dude's (Jewish) family was given free Klan membership when he was a child in upstate New York because the local boosters wanted to report a 100% sign-up rate to the home office. Before WW2 he fought on the Republican side in Spain, and got in hot water with the US Govt for being "Prematurely Anti-Fascist."
  18. I remember the tale of a Jewish-American serviceman who was captured and put in a Stalag. His first week there, the Germans asked him if he wanted to subscribe to (IIRC) the Völkischer Beobachter, the Nazi Party newspaper. So he did. He always got his copy, because what camp guard was going to mess with Hitler's newspaper, and he could figure out how the war was going by turning the German lies inside out. Plus, he always had toilet paper.
  19. You do have to admit, that's a scary amount of fashion sense for a tech mogul.
  20. Let's cut to the chase and see your titties.
  21. With all this talk of schools, we forget the ability of a highly motivated person with a little grit and a library card to become a complete dumbass on their own.
  22. He's trying to channel Richard Shelby.
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