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  1. RDCanecutter
    I read it long ago. I remember something about Okie mercenaries tagging along with the Israelis. I don't remember rereading it.
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    And here I sit with a couple of sheets of them, just getting rich.
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    Back in the 90s my girlfriend inherited what must have been a 100oz brick of silver. At the time I thought silver was the dumbest thing you could buy, and I am sure I said so. (Meanwhile, I used my $ to drink the Crown and Anchor dry.) She was nervous about how to store it. I convinced her to wrap it in fabric and use it as a doorstop. I hope she still had it when silver hit 45/oz.
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    Assignment: construct a conditional sentence using the words "eat", "peanuts", "out of", "her", "shit."
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    Let me know when 90% of Americans believe in conspiracies. Then I'll start speaking French, because it'll be like living in France.
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    We will need to see your permit to say that.
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    "I try not to think about politics. They are all the same." --SomeoneYouKnow
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    Faith? Naw. I lived it.
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    I am not happy when I hear about Trump fans putting all their savings into DJT.* Because for every goateed warrior mumbling in his phone out in the truck, there's probably a wife getting no damn help at all, and maybe a couple of OK kids who don't understand what the hell Dad is so mad about. Now their dumbass Dad put them all into poverty for no fault of their own. *Unless it's Jenna the Insurrection Realtor
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    Reckon he's missing some "medicine" that he doesn't want to take in public?
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    I like drool.
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    My Texas existence was mainly in cities up and down I-35, and I somehow avoided learning about the depths of Aggy weirdness. Until I worked there. The day after I finished that contract, I was in Mexico, trying to heal a shattered mind.
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    The state of Texas is a beautiful woman that you fall in love with, then you wake up next to her, and she rolls over and the back of her head has this hideous attached fetal twin, and it's alive and spitting blood, pus, piss, the runny shits, and jism all at the same time while clacking its stunted limbs like a crab, and on one grotesquely misshapen finger you see a ring. An Aggy ring. "Don't mind him, hon," she purrs, "that's just Aggy."
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    Geezer Radio is deeply concerned about protestors blocking bridges. Only mention of Trump's trial is that one end of the Brooklyn Bridge is not too far from the courthouse.
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    Captain Kangaroo had chunks in his stool better than DJT.
  16. RDCanecutter
    DROOLS LIKE A DOG. SAD.
  17. RDCanecutter
    Those All-Caps All-Nighters don't come for free.
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    ^^^Exhibit A in my case that Surly Talks, Surly Don't Grift. I am not a lawyer but when I put own this heah gumbo accent, Y'Honah, ain't nuddin a jury gonholaginmenohow. HYAH.
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    That would add to the attraction for random drunk sailors on payday.
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    winning.
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    My friend was part of a three-man operation. Dealer: has the never-ending patter, keeps the cards going. Muscle: stands off to the side, comes in if needed. Shill (my buddy): pretends to play, "wins" some money, whispers to drunk sailors that he noticed that one card has a bent corner. Works like a vacuum cleaner for money.
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    So all those potential jurors can get paid pimp-rolls of jury duty money.
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    That's some Art Bell/Alex Jones shit from way back.
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    "People get greedy, they get stupid" --my buddy who used to help run a 3-card Monte game.
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    Reminds me of one time I took an outer ring road around the Atlanta metro. It was the same pie-slice of suburbia on repeat every 5 miles, Bed Bath and Beyond and all the chains flashing past like the repeating background when the Flintstones drive somewhere. Art colony. But then you've got artists.

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