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  1. RDCanecutter
    And not just any part of Alabama. 13 years of public schools in Selma. Go Saints. But I would have learned the racist stuff from elders who had been in minstrel shows.
  2. RDCanecutter
    You forgot to end the line with "aarrgghh...."
  3. RDCanecutter
    Peekaboo could be a combo of Pickaninny and Jigaboo. Anyway, let the fat bag of shit laugh at his own jokes for now. Just gonna make that door slam all the harder.
  4. RDCanecutter
    Probably stiffed too many tailors years ago. Word gets around.
  5. RDCanecutter
    Well now that Creedence Clearwater guy was obviously legit from down in a swamp somewhere.
  6. RDCanecutter
    Tuna's prolly better against cancer. Unless there's mercury and shit in it.
  7. RDCanecutter
    Well, given the choice between living in a Florida mansion, and an unheated Michigan fuck-shack, I see his point.
  8. RDCanecutter
    The Founding Fathers would have murdered his Hessian ass on Christmas Eve.
  9. RDCanecutter
    Shit, I can't afford NOT to get one. It'd be cooler if it came with a bus driver hat, and I could pick up tips opening doors.
  10. RDCanecutter
    TxTow missing his one chance to make it all right.
  11. RDCanecutter
    I'll be your rhyming attorney. You'll never be strapped to the gurney.
  12. RDCanecutter
    Well in local news the blood sugar finally got down to 120 today. Still too high, but after the 400s and 500s I'll call it a win by a field goal. I've been good, no carbs, but I'd do time for a dinner roll.
  13. RDCanecutter
    I see you making detective ahead of time.
  14. RDCanecutter
    Best wishes, Derka.
  15. RDCanecutter
    If I were to do the complete RDCanecutter-in-1978 remake, I'd need the shoes, jeans with the knees knocked out, hippy brass belt buckle in shape of guitar, moldy flannel shirt, and lush Warren-Zevon-ish haircut meticulously parted in the middle. The part in the middle is now the width of my head.
  16. RDCanecutter
    Until they find somebody crazier.
  17. RDCanecutter
    Joke's on you, Gotta-have-clothes Boy.
  18. RDCanecutter
    How did you get in my house, and why are you selling my chair?
  19. RDCanecutter
    Can't means won't.
  20. RDCanecutter
    Why's he got to be Black?
  21. RDCanecutter
    MY SHOE! You found it and fixed it!
  22. RDCanecutter
    Way stupider than this, unfortunately.
  23. RDCanecutter
    I mean, I think so.
  24. RDCanecutter
    They'd all be over 18 by now, so not my problem.
  25. RDCanecutter
    Sorry for partying, Son.

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