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RDCanecutter

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  1. You wear Under Armour? Tuberville used to shill for them. I'm gonna keep an eye on you.
  2. Did my time, ain't never goin back.
  3. Many cities are thriving but your republican brother-in-law still won't go downtown because in 1982 your uncle's cousin's friend got scared from watching a Starsky & Hutch rerun.
  4. Not saying it wouldn't work, just that you can get a better one from your local hippy crafter, for maybe 20 bucks, tops.
  5. Unless that's your fetish.
  6. Mountain North Carolina Crazy predates Trump by about 300 years. There have always been a few roads up into the holler where, yeah, you can drive your car, but don't stop and get out. Then more recently you've had new residents occasionally bringing their Florida Man ways and such. Trump probably pushed up the meter by 10%. Add it to the reasons to slap the cuffs on him.
  7. I'd be more concerned about the teenaged employee who spooged in OP's own coffee.
  8. Bratty schoolgirl tie and jacket. Muy RBD.
  9. Question for all lawyers: When I am in a bar in the afternoon, I occasionally see a mob of lawyers. drinking together. OK, so far, that makes sense. What I don't get, is why they all still have their ties on, and by "on," I mean "cinched up tighter than a noose at an Old West lynch mob where they're dragging the dude behind a horse." Splain, Loocy.
  10. Let them all run off and form a colony of Trumperados.
  11. You should never shake a baby But my baby's always shakin me... (Actual song that my band would segue into if one of the guitarists broke a string. I forget the rest.)
  12. Let him flee. It will be amusing.
  13. Chat GPT, please create the mugshot of a medium-IQ man who is convinced he's smarter than everybody.
  14. Alamo Heights. Blood in, blood out.
  15. Mrs. Canecutter has the eagle eye for lost jewelry. There are a couple of found earrings I still need to examine. In the past she has scooped up 18k gold hoops that we sold for 50 bucks. I run them through a specific gravity rig that I cobbled together way back when. It's not high-precision, but it'll sort the gold from the plated copper.
  16. Bought my first silver since 2023. A buck-forty of dimes. I got a couple of Barbers, and the rest Roosevelts, some with post-1964 dates because they came out of silver proof sets. $31.50 an oz., melt.* It's eerie looking at a dime dated 1990s that's silver. Gotta train my heirs to look at edges. The 50 cent piece is my change. I'll use it to bamboozle child cashiers who've never seen one. *D'oH just realized that the proof set dimes are 99.9% silver, not 90%. I got 2 or 3 bucks free silver. Only 400,000 more trips and that's a million free dollars.
  17. Oh boy another show with the image contrast set way high while everybody jabbers in nasal Spanglish.
  18. Not you. You're one of the Good Ones.
  19. FDR was also Uppah-Duppah Clahss with sailboats and dogs on radio and who knows what else that let you know that he was the Right Sort. Not a screaming-on-the-corner kaffiyeh-clad nose-ring Poké-bowl-eating non-core-curriculum-knowing tech elf.
  20. I'll see my doc next week, and do whatever she says to do. That method's gotten me 6 years of overtime.
  21. Yeah, @Stringer, it's fun to be sitting in that little room and hear one doctor tell the other: "Mr. Stringer's case is interesting." I wish for you to settle into a nice boring routine where all goes steady-eddy.
  22. That's gotta be the main Karens of the block, anybody else and they'd be screeching about it. But it brings back fond memories of when some Older Kids (probably the Toltecs) built multi-floor child-scale castles out of building supplies left in a field. We had fun exploring them until my Dad found them and disassembled them. He also destroyed a tunnel we had almost caved in on ourselves.
  23. I have an account, don't use it anymore, but not bothering to delete it. I prefer to leave it like a junked car up on blocks in X's weed-choked yard.
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