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RDCanecutter

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  1. ...Ne nomu ĝin reveno, mi estas ĉi tie dum jaroj.
  2. Today I figured out how to check in to locations. Basically just use the "check-in" option while standing next to a large business, Then BANG same number of coins as walking 40 minutes. Which I still do. Established a big square and now I'm noodling around inside it. The map appears to show some ghost roads that have been built over, I'm still getting tricksy to find and walk them. Tall buildings appear to exert a force field (no doubt blocking one direction of sensors) that knocks the tracker off, which is how I ended up inside the jail earlier today. It'd be cool if the NoiseCoins turned into some sort of funny money down the line, but the real value is the exercise. I mean, I was decaying before I started playing with this app.
  3. We here in Alabama are surprisingly similar to the US in several ways.
  4. I recruited Mrs. Canecutter. Gonna put her on the street earning me some NoiseCoins.
  5. It's actually the first thing that MAGA (singular MAGVM) have done that I respect.
  6. Per my part-Danish wife, just learn Norwegian then get a shot of novocaine
  7. I dare you to smear a half-melted chocolate bar on your ass and then call the nurse.
  8. Come for the cancer, stay for the heat stroke.
  9. I noticed that the app is a little wonky when first powering up, and will show me standing 20 yards off one way or the other. I have been using this to get credit for hexes that I couldn't get to without trespassing. Stand by the neighbor's fence, turn it on, and zing I'm in their back yard or maybe in their house. It will be mine it will be mine it will be mine mine mine.
  10. Don't even get me started about most folks' sword-and-shield technique these days.
  11. It's difficult for your balls to drop if you sit around clenched up in front of a spit-speckled mictophone.
  12. A giant pumpkinhead ain't diverse?
  13. I'm guessing that 50% of all adults couldn't point towards the north without digital assistance.
  14. Reminds me of when I was the butt of generational humor-- some old(er) guys in the Smokies speculated that I knew nothing about churning butter. In fact I did not, yet remained psychologically unwounded. I am bewildered by ute's inability to pick up a coin until I remember that it's been the 90s since I grabbed a few quarters before I'd walk out the door. The hell am I gonna buy with 50 cents these days? When they first created US coinage, a cent was worth about a damn dollar now. It'll all either go away at some point, like snuff boxes and boot knives, or else get changed to something useful, like Euro coins or those big 50 Peso coins you could sling like throwing stars. We must all help each other. For example, once my very young Javascript instructor needed to mail a physical letter, and had no idea how to do it. The rest of the class got quiet. Finally, up stepped the Grey Wolf, me, and I walked him through it patiently, like he did with my fumbling programs. Circle of life.
  15. The true injustice for Kirk is that he also got snubbed by ROTC and Officer Candidate School. Hell, they even rejected his offer to serve as an enlisted man. Shocking. Why would our country do this to him.
  16. Bunch of arrogant MFs up in here gonna be shocked once I'm proven right about the weird cavern formations.
  17. That dude is way more Taco Bell than Mexican.
  18. I'll do art shows where the local municipality asks for their sales tax cut inside an envelope. I generally pay mine by check. My 20-something-year-old friends probably don't own any checks, so oddly enough they will stuff the envelope with not only cash, but enough coins to turn the thing into a prison bludgeon. I wonder where they even get coins, and do they sit there figuring out what each one is worth?
  19. So people who watch TikTok videos and who also know how to write a check... what is that, a pool of maybe 12 suspects?
  20. that's what you get for going lowest bidder with the cloaking device.
  21. We need to hire some of those Ukrainian drone-boats and their operators, then put out a notice that we think attacks on Russian subs are just icky.
  22. Dan Bongino is that beady-eyed stuffed monkey doll you win at the ring toss at the fair and you take it home and at night you think you hear a rat scuttling past your door but when you get up to check everything seems normal but right before you turn the light off again you notice that the monkey doll is in a different place from where you put it. Then when you go back to the fairgrounds, you see that it's an empty field, not a trace of sawdust, just a wrought iron fence in one corner enclosing an overgrown graveyard.
  23. Can we cut to the chase and figure out which bribes Tommy Tuberville took?
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