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RDCanecutter

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  1. Well you need to go, Hi. You need to go this minute.
  2. I'm glad she found that part. I bet her grotesquely huge head made getting work difficult otherwise.
  3. All HELL naw. You gotta go. I loved it so I am shocked that it still exists. Can you still shoot pool in that little upper area?
  4. So how do you know you get your loved one's cremains? Maybe at the jewelry factory they just send one of the kids to sweep up dust off the street?
  5. A veteran practitioner of the Ancient Colombian Martial Art Pendejo-Fu.
  6. My dentist uses regular dentist's chairs, but I guess car seats would work too.
  7. Did your friends bang AXOs?
  8. I did Austin-Bastrop-Lockhart-Austin in 3 days. I was on an old mountain bike that my housemate had borrowed and lowered the seat an inch without telling me. This caused my knee to blow up, plus for some reason a couple of the gears wouldn't sync up. I was semi-crippled by Creedmoor but in my pride I turned down a chance to heave it into the back of a truck and ride into Austin. By the time I hit South Congress, it was a slight downhill all the way to the river and I just smoooooved on in.
  9. Tiotkino is right therein the far west where the Ukrainians have advanced to the other bank. My guess is it's either a "Jesus is coming-- hide everything!" moment, or else ditching some supply of fuel or chemicals to keep the Ukrainians from capturing them. Third guess is inbred Soviet-style rock-brain just being dumb.
  10. I mean sure, if you can't cadge an old gas mask bag.
  11. So I take it you weren't wearing your robot decoy dick.
  12. I haven't shared a picture of my gold crowns yet.
  13. I called the plumbers for my elderly mom's house. They were some low number of Kevin Bacons from her late dad's electrical company. Charged her 80 bucks for about an hour's work. My mom, who thinks in 1950 dollars, was indignant.
  14. The key in life is to be in a band, not in the band.
  15. One more reason to stay in Matamoros.
  16. False. She only hates the bad ones. Those Black people.
  17. You stick with what works.
  18. Back during the Great Canadian Trucker Strike I had a friend up there ask me to switch to Telegram so he could really tell me about it. I passed. Probably barely missed getting wrapped up in human trafficking, y'know, like one is prone to do.
  19. The French probably already knew who they were, and just waited for a little bit more confirmation before jumping on them all at the same time.
  20. Please tell me that the drone swarms blast out the Wicked Witch Flying Monkeys theme music.
  21. I worked about 3 years at a private college way back when, turned out I squeaked into a pension. I'm talkin a cool $105 a month. They were trying to get me to take about 20K as a lump sum, but that woulda been a 6% haircut. I decided to go for the longevity crap shoot, plus when I croak, my son gets about $50 a month as long as he lives. Swing for the fences, yo. Thing is, small private colleges with real pensions are an endangered species. Also, worked for about a year in Mexico and had a CURP (like a spicy SSN) and paid into it all official-like. I wonder if a have a free 80 pesos a month waiting for me down there.
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