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  1. RDCanecutter
    Nobody wants to work anymore.
  2. RDCanecutter
    Looks like some kid posed Original GI Joe with Barbie.
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    Welp, today I cast my Nikki Haley spite vote, aka FuckAllTrumpanzees vote. I could have voted Dem to help hometown Rep Sewell, but I figure at this point if Terri Sewell is scraping by, that's on her not on me. I also made it rain, not a gully washer, just a light steady drizzle.
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    I think I see the problem, amigo...
  5. RDCanecutter
    Changed it to fit my vision of a chicken dynasty.
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    My son was managing a deli and encountered his first flat-earther among the crew. Son of Canecutter initially couldn't help but try to talk the guy out of it, but then noticed that the flat-earther was the only guy who'd consistently show up and work hard, so he let it drop.
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    Orban's thugs no doubt hauling heavy suitcases full of gold-plated tungsten "ingots" while a James Bond slap-bass plays sassily in the background.
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    Well hell. I always thought you were some kind of engineer, but thanks for making the chili.
  9. RDCanecutter
    The what fuck?
  10. RDCanecutter
    You really need to put that to a beat.
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    One of my grandfathers was named "John [VeryCommonNameInIreland]." From a family here for at least a few generations more. I was told just to brass it out because how the hell did I know that he wasn't fresh off the boat. Seemed a very Irish way to go about it.
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    Before I read the headline, I thought that this guy stepped straight out of a daguerreotype. Maybe he did. Maybe his views are quite enlightened for 1847.
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    I always maintain a bright and cheerful demeanor, just in case they only have one dose of some rare drug I need and they're trying to decide who to give it to. As for wait time, I make money off of it by knocking out baseball-card-sized cartoons that make people stop at my show tables and maybe buy more expensive stuff. Even if they don't, it's like drawing my own 5 dollar bills. I give some to the doc, but not too many because if she lets me die they're worth more. But other than that, we generally talk about weird gross side effects and then she goes to Spain or Houston and presents the results.
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    The kids at my grade school were all into Gauloises, we were, 'ow do you say, intellectuals.
  15. RDCanecutter
    I have too much drug-induced diarrhea to get fat again. Admire my discipline!
  16. RDCanecutter
    There's little common ground between middle class of 50 years ago and middle class now. For one thing, everybody wasn't a fat ass.
  17. RDCanecutter
    I cain't hep it that I had love to give.
  18. RDCanecutter
    + Highly specific opinions on comic books?
  19. RDCanecutter
    Hey, lay off the kid. He never postured himself as some three-piece-suit type.
  20. RDCanecutter
    Not directed at you personally, but for 7 years on here people have been gloating about grifting the rubes. Shooters shoot.
  21. RDCanecutter
    They'll save Trump with Coin Coin-- have Coinstar machines at all rallies down by the front, you bring your coin jar to dump in them, you get to stay and mill around in The Big Guy's spit zone. Hell, dispense with the machines, just shovel the coins into the back of this truck, there you go, shovel!
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    That's what she knows you would think. That's why she gets away with it.
  23. RDCanecutter
    He's a little rough with the hammer, but By Golly the hail stones bounce right off you afterwards.
  24. RDCanecutter
    I came pretty close to that while being whiter-than-white, and with the proper attitude so can you.
  25. RDCanecutter
    Have we been arguing, and I didn't know it? If so, I have no idea why your doctor is slow. Maybe just count your blessings that your health is not overseen by a roofer, plumber, or tree removal guy, talking about over-booked.

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