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RDCanecutter

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  1. I applaud Drumpf's interest in authenticity even though it will cost a ton of money to reprint every sign and tshirt in his true name.
  2. What? You just leave her urn sitting out for ash thieves? Whatever happened to setting out a bait urn? Urn security 101 dude.
  3. More than one six-pack at a time? In Levittown I had to ritualistically buy one, then walk back a few steps to hand it to my wife, then I could go back to the counter and buy the second. No big deal, I thought it was kinda funny, which managed to get the clerk more pissed off at me.
  4. Like vegetarian cross-fit pilots for Trump.
  5. It's Bama. Found the original quote on Wikipedia: "Between Paoli and Penn Hills, Pennsylvania is Alabama without the blacks. They didn't film The Deer Hunter there for nothing – the state has the second-highest concentration of NRA members, behind Texas." For North Alabama, that's dead-on. If you got kidnapped by a PA/AL cartel and dumped in the woods of either state in your underwear you'd be hard-pressed to tell where you were until you tried to buy beer in a gas station. Beer = Bama. No Beer but it's a Sheetz or a Wawa = Penna. (Let me get this tweed jacket on and light this pipe) Beyond that, Carville actually got it backwards. It's Alabama that's Pennsylvania minus Philly and Pennsylvania Dutch. When central PA was first settled it was heavy with Irish types who had 8 kids, and some went west, some stayed home, and the rest piled down along the Appalachian ridges through all those states and the last one was Bama. (There's hill in Mississippi that they sometimes claim as the end of the Appalachians-- they lie.)
  6. I get things like that too. I figure, let it keep going, burn up 3 cents of their ad budget.
  7. Republican idea of Downtown Atlanta = Lawrenceville.
  8. And that band he had with his twin was legit.
  9. Bobby? 2AM in the mornin and that boy already ain't right.
  10. Nope. Pretty sure I read Oedipus Rex, but honestly I was more of an Ionesco guy.
  11. Yknow, if somehow Mexico had hung onto the land up to the Canadian border, they would have needed people to settle it. And hungry Germans and Scandinavians still would have shown up, just like Mormons and Mennonites did in this timeline's Mexico. In such a world, this would have been Northern Mexican cuisine, ooo siiii.
  12. AI spits out a more original country song than humans the past 20 years.
  13. Though I insulted the Maginot Line.
  14. So Vance is gonna be Trump's Maginot Line.
  15. I can't hep it, mon frère. Today I learned that I lived in two worlds: At 16, I rocked a flat-head shovel on a road crew. Later on, I sat in several French Lit classes, no doubt breathing farts. I got a lot from both experiences-- Road crew: got fit and tan and had money. French Lit: made friends with a woman who was good at French and DAMN she could suck a dick.
  16. No Chanson de Roland. I take it you've never picked up a stick in the middle of a fist-fight and just whaled on the other dude.
  17. The Dark Rider of the Apocalypse sure did clean up nice. Life's hard on the little creatures.
  18. Wonder how much you get paid for being one of those extras.
  19. May we dance wif your couch.
  20. Kind of a nice simple 1950s look, for some reason.
  21. I was gonna say the last Democrat I remember with scrap in him was George Wallace, but maybe that doesn't help.
  22. Yeah, that was a Big Damn Deal yesterday on Local Talk Radio. Several callers in a listening area from Cullman down to Chilton County declared they will boycott the Olympics. I am not sure the French realize this yet.
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