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RDCanecutter

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  1. I went and hung out in Selma, Alabama for the same reason. Plus it's got a good-sized river. My entire Y2K prep was some fishing gear and a bottle of rum.
  2. Y'all aren't getting the full Katie Britt experience without hearing her voice. Picture a Junior Miss victory speech with weeping. Or as one Trumpkin put it, the Sally Fields Oscar acceptance speech. Histrionic teen. Still not Tubs though.
  3. Have a heart. Old Scrippers still need attention.
  4. If you're near a regular college, Juco classes are mostly kids from that college having little shit-fits if you're harder than the prof at the regular college who already failed them. Some of them are pretty cool though, once you break them. Also, familiarize yourself with every form of cheating and always assume they are doing it anyway. If you're out in the boonies, you may actually be helping somebody who appreciates it. Fair amount of tps forms but if you were already in academia, not excessive.
  5. If she's got two brain cells she's already ahead of me.
  6. If daughter is a small child you could just make up rules that allow you to win.
  7. I never even played a lawyer on TV, but threats against Border Patrol seem a wee bit Federal. You know that the fuckers bragged about doing it to all their followers.
  8. The Shadow People sent Chem Trails so you'd think that.
  9. A palate cleanser from a more wholesome age of conspiracy entertainment:
  10. That's actually smart of him. You just can't take the Elvis fans for granted.
  11. "We actually made it into Eagle Pass" as if they managed to find the source of the Nile, instead of just rolling down a US highway.
  12. We're mostly guys so we assumed she meant "physical combat," but she's a woman so "fight" probably meant "disagree verbally." In either case, no. The nearest Trump sign to me was over on another street. It's a couple with a puppy and the lady belongs to my wife's running club. I guess if blood flows in the streets she (meaning the Trumpkin 400 yards away, not my wife (I hope)) might try to chase me down and stab me in the neck with a screwdriver, if so, may I go down fighting so that they let me into Valhalla.
  13. From my times in Bandera I'm guessin the guys are trying to sound like Sam Elliott and the women actually do talk like Patty and Selma.
  14. RDCanecutter

    LBGTQ

    Sort of parallels back when the slave states wanted to force the free states to return escaped slaves.
  15. It's set back a bit from the actual border, which iirc is the middle of the river. But it'd be cooler if these guys could accidentally wander into Mexico.
  16. It's taking forever for my bank to hook up with JMBullion to do eChecks. It's Nature's Way of telling me I should just go to the art show Friday night, sell with a Glen Garry Glen Ross carnivore edge, then take actual cash money to a real coin store and buy whatever silver I can snatch up in my crusty paws.
  17. Playing this in the den on the laptop and Mrs. Canecutter is losing her shit from the kitchen. Excerpts: "YOU TOO can learn CB LINGO!" "Love that 'Up With People' chorus. 'We're gonna wear corduroy pants with flowers on them and rainbow suspenders.'" "I farted."
  18. Hey, y'all piddle around asking for permission. I'll just beg for forgiveness. If Mama Uncle wants to whoop my ass, I'll out-wrassle em as long as I can dodge that third arm.
  19. We're all just trying to get the flak-riddled airplane back to England with three props feathered. Keep that right rudder.
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