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RDCanecutter

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  1. Are his plans: 1. acquire hair gel 2. take performance enhancing drugs 3. ??? 4. PROFIT
  2. Kid with the bat looks like Miller's outside baby, all grown up and huntin down Apa.
  3. Nobody knows. They use it to mean utter destruction. It's only every tenth person being killed. Tchyaah.
  4. I prefer real taxis, with human drivers from Egypt who start screaming about Israel before the trip is over.
  5. You need to keep a couple of contacts on the other side. Makes it easier to trade coffee for tobacco.
  6. They actually draw more listeners as "The Resistance" to a Harris win.
  7. You got Gibbon Shit? But not too salty. Those other guys put too much salt on it. I want to taste the gibbon, not the salt.
  8. I always let humans merge if they have really dented up cars. They've rammed somebody before and they'll do it again.
  9. Except if you were a fly there, you wouldn't be on the wall, you'd be buzzing around those soggy diapers.
  10. RDCanecutter

    A Jew

    By Thor, none of this matters.
  11. Might as well relax, y'all. Per Birmingham Talk Radio, it's all over. It was over 2 weeks ago when Trump beat Kamala. All that's happening now is Trump attempting to ward off the Democrat cheating. That's right, cheating with machines, flaky security, enthusiastic foreign votes, and more! At least this time we have good lawyers who are catching it as it happens. Let's take a caller: 80YearOldVoiceButProbably40: "Well I tell ya, if they want trouble they gon git trouble!" That's all we can do, wait, watch, and pray for Trump!
  12. Don't blame the Catholic kids. They'd probably all been diddled.
  13. That's why you turn to your mistress and other family for comfort.
  14. Does Gov. Newscum do gig work? I'd like to hire him to drive my state into the ground California-style. Back t the good Captain, he probably ran that line past MAGA retirees and was used to a "hur-dur-hur" response. You, sir, failed to properly hur-dur-hur.
  15. You laugh but bad things happen when Swedes and Norwegians mingle.
  16. Real Men hate and fear California. nscsb/I was teaching a Juco English class, and for some random reason somebody mentioned California. One young man opined "Mr. Canecutter, there are a ton of bad things going on in California." I said I figured with 40 million people, there were bad things, good things, and lots of medium things. I'd been there a couple of times and didn't see anybody turn their head all the way around. He had no comment. A few weeks later it's finals and I'm on the phone number he gave us, talking to his mom. Yes, if he will just turn in his final paper, anything at all, he'll get credit. Never saw him or his paper again. Reckon he set off for Californy? /nscsb
  17. If he sends us back 100 years I'm gonna work like a dog then bet everything I own on the 1925 Pittsburgh Pirates.
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