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Dnaguy

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  1. In a state full of milktoast, running a milktoast dem against the Magus Maximus of milktoast Susan Collins seems like a losing recipe. Run the woke commie-Nazi America-hating shitposting PTSD laden oyster farming veteran You need the chemo candidate. Best chance of success, but it also carries the highest probability of damaging the other parts of the body and possibly killing you. But you’ve got cancer and going to die anyways. So what’s the harm with the riskier play?
  2. I think I already blew my chance. I beat you to it … I mean, beat it to you.
  3. You should give a shit. #3 is good ole Kimmy Gibler. Hands down. No questions asked. Let’s be honest, Winnie might get kind of flaky and might not be down to clown. Penny will be down to clown, but may get all uppity about it or decide to clown around on you. The Gibler will be waiting in the wings to do some really, really nasty stuff that you don’t feel comfortable revealing to your buddies. The kind of stuff that you’re not proud of, but gets you there every time. The stuff that makes you question the totality of your life’s choices when looking in to the mirror the next morning, but just not bad enough for you to make any real meaningful changes in your life. You don’t like her, but you also don’t really like yourself anyway. That’s the Gibler and that’s why you want her next door.
  4. Not completely on the nose, but at least tangential to the joke… or maybe it’s tangenital to the joke, IDK.
  5. Time out there bud. You can’t legislate morality / integrity. You’re going to steal what makes this game great.
  6. What’s the solution to the lack of immigrant farm labor in the 1850’s? Didn’t think that through. Once again, republicans don’t have solutions to ….. Ohhhhh. NM. They thought that one through.
  7. /MAGA
  8. oooooo
  9. Bro doesn’t have it but is trying his damndest to make pitches. One of those last two pitches were a strike. The umpire being a bitch
  10. From a game theory stance, the republicans have gone full defection, escalation, false signaling, and dominant strategy play, then any play by the democrats to ‘preserve the system’ or cooperation guarantees a loss. There is no scenario with Republican tactics where democracy lives. Our system is therefore dead no matter what. Democrats only play is to win at all costs and then hope to rebuild a system that closely resembles a system that you were previously trying to preserve. So there must be an escalating tit for tat with assured enforcement with a credible threat of retaliation. The only play is to not play their game. Do not give them any votes on anything. AT ALL.
  11. I’m glad we haven’t dismantled women’s healthcare in the name of ‘protecting life’
  12. Nothing short of a complete collapse can precipitate any change. Republicans have no ideas other than [checks notes] kicking people off insurance 🤷‍♂️ Democrats trying just gets them voted out of office. So what’s the incentive?
  13. They don’t call them Ho, ho, ho’s for nothin’
  14. That’s what they voted for. Not only are you violating the central tenet of democratic rule, but also a central tenet of Christianity by not honoring the dignity of their choice. So it’s not cheap politics points. Its the most American and Christian thing to do…..
  15. That would require Sark to change his offense / scheme which he apparently can only do for Oklahoma or at the pace of continental drift.
  16. I wonder what happened 7 years ago that made them not want to…. Ohhhh.
  17. oh man. Pretty much sums up our offense. A wide open receiver. An open receiver who could be completion with a good throw And an OL getting absolutely beat with a RB who’s supposed to protecting the Qb staring off into space / blocking a ghost.
  18. On to Netflix to watch the Ed Gein season of Monsters. That way I can get this nightmare out of my head.
  19. This is the part that has always pissed me off the most. We have never had a smart team under Sark.
  20. Surly every Saturday:
  21. Stop CR’ing the football board!
  22. Thank you Niblet too. He’s cool with me.
  23. I can’t remember playing a shittier game and winning in all my time being a longhorn fan. Granted I didn’t start Emely watching until 2001. But that’s 24 years so it ain’t nothing.
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