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Dnaguy

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  1. The answer to a system that has an opaque playoff selection model and meaningless bowl games for the excluded is to ….. wait a second….. is to turn conference championships to meaningless exhibition bowl games for the already included and to expand the still flawed playoff selection model further to try to get more excluded teams into the playoffs
  2. America elected a conman and … checks notes…. Got conned. Who could have seen that coming?!
  3. It’s like dropping your Costco membership when they sue for a tariff rebate
  4. Each conference needs to evaluate their CCG and make it a conference play in game. If that happens to be your championship game, great…. Looking at you G5. But what about ACC? Do they have Virginia play Miami for their play in? Or do they rest Virginia as the champion and allow Miami to play Gtech or something to boost resume? Somewhat of a river boat gambling situation. Oh the intrigue! What I imagine a conference could do was give the highest finishing team in the conference the option play in the game. They can pass and then the option goes down the line. Another intrigue as what if a team that will assuredly make the playoffs chooses the extra game to improve their seed which fucks over someone who COULD have played for a chance?! More fuckery! More intrigue! It would be pretty cool to get to whoop that smug ass Pavia again for an SEC play in game. If we adopted something like the play in game For P4 This week would likely be something like: ACC: Virginia vs. Miami or Miami Vs Georgia Tech (Eh to very eh but better than Smart kids vs the rich smart kids bowl) Big12: BYU vs Utah (Morman Massacre 2, electric boogaloo) Big 10: Michigan vs. USC (rose bowl light) SEC: Texas vs Vandy (Manning v. the fight in’ Stacy’s mom has got it going on) Now that’s some fucking juice.
  5. Did anyone check the flight logs?
  6. Correction: his 3rd term will be an iron fistula.
  7. Crime and full blown AIDS were not rad…. But ecstasy and the arrival of dick pills were pretty nice developments. Cost of said dick pills not so much. 3/5 stars. Would bang again.
  8. If they recovered the onside kick their Win % jumps to like ~20% according to Skynet Ball on the 48, 33 seconds, no TO’s and down 3 is like ~30-40% chance to get to OT. None of that factors in momentum and Vandy had all the Mo by then. We were holding on for dear life as our defense went full on Pete’s Peace Out Prevent mode ….
  9. This is a lot of hate for a post that I felt was not that controversial. I mean, I’m not going to argue that we werent fucked big time by the refs in damn near all our games… especially Vandy. But we totally almost lost that Vandy game. The Vandy dude had his hands on the ball during that onside kick. I didn’t make that shit up. Does anyone believe we stop them in OT in that game? And speaking of OT, we totally needed some super unlikely shit to go done to beat world beaters …checks notes…. Mississippi State and Kentucky. So I watched our games. Our line sucks. We don’t have a run game. We overachieved and beat all our rivals. Awesome. Beating A&M, OU, and piggy in the same season is a success. We were hosed last year the same way we were this year in regards to shitty SEC refs AND were beyond hosed the year before that in our final Big12 season. The two previous teams made the playoffs. This year’s team is worse. Full stop. And anyone objective can’t argue the opposite with a straight face. I guess we could catch lighting and make a little run in the playoffs, but this team is not close to championship caliber like our last two. Those teams could have won National Championships with better coaching. Sorry Sark. I bitch plenty about this team, but I don’t see how my post is some sort of surly malpractice.
  10. 100%. We were just shy of a 6-6 season when you consider we were the beneficiary of a 3 4th quarter miracles in our favor. 2 collapses by inferior opponents on the road and 1 epic collapse by us that only fizzled out because we fumbled the onside kick out of bounds. I disagree with the idea of you are what your record says you are. We are lucky to be be 9-3. Let’s use this as a building block, play a meaningless practice game in warm weather, and get some reps for the young guys we want to keep them hit the portal like there’s no tomorrow.
  11. Experience tells me that there are no fluff pieces at all. She waxes.
  12. Charles GPT 2 “did not contain a single drop of blood; his heart was the size of a peppercorn; his lungs corroded; his intestines rotten and gangrenous; he had a single testicle, black as coal, and his head was full of water.
  13. Do I get 2% of that settlement as an Executive member?
  14. Blonde and like to get busy. All you need is marriage and to pull the goalie and you’re in solid Mormon wheelhouse territory. Not surprising.
  15. https://247sports.com/article/texas-am-ad-gives-jimbo-fisher-vote-of-confidence-heading-into-2023-season-214765671/ My guess is that the Admiral doesn’t have an agent nearly as good as Jimbo and that the Trump administration isn’t nearly as dumb as aggy (although it seems pretty damn close…..)
  16. @956 Worldwide I’d attribute it more having to chase 9 kids around the house and continue to lay pipe with your 4 wives and / or 4 sets of soft swinging couple-friends. You burn a lot of calories doing that…
  17. How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten Spot in the Caribbean by Providence, impoverished in squalor Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
  18. This may be Sir Ben Kingsley’s most convincing role yet.
  19. I mean, it’s been reported. Regard J Voter in Ohio gives no shits. His Bengals and Joe Cool beat the mighty and struggling Ravens. And THE Ohio state Buckeyes are #1 and going for back to back natties, Baby! All is cool in the world. Well, prices are high…. But I’m sure the President will get those hold outs from Biden’s last 8 years out of the government so that Trump can finally realize his first term mandate.
  20. Spying that midsection she doesn’t seem to shy away from putting stuff in her mouth… I know, I know. I shouldn’t body shame…. A little chub with a great smile and those eyes are very much wheelhouse territory I will, however, intellectually shame her though as my 7 month old puppy coming to from anesthesia and rolling on puppy Vicodin after getting the chop could write a better essay. So adding dumb to the mix makes it a sure thing lock of a wheelhouse situation.
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