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Dnaguy

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  1. You’re thinking of sunsetting long balls.
  2. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DIcgtIrRbxl/?igsh=NXQ5ZGRqb2dpd3du
  3. 26….. gave it to his disciples, saying, “Take and eat; this is my body.” 27 Then he took a cup, and when he had given thanks, he gave it to them, saying, “Drink from it, all of you. Damn, this is some freaky shit
  4. She seems like a seasoned tax professional.
  5. Accidental Pollination? is that better or worse than premature pollination?
  6. Dnaguy

    Getting old sucks

    Without a prescription?
  7. Dnaguy

    Getting old sucks

    My friend has whittled down the broken brain pills to the level he’s comfortable right now. He would need a prescription regardless of GoodRx or not….. or maybe I’m what you’re saying. And like I said, it’s not that it completely doesn’t work. Actually getting off SSRI’s and onto other classes has helped some, but now that he’s back to the same amount of ‘want’ it almost makes the problem worse? If your shit doesn’t work but you don’t care to partake, then what are you really losing out on? I mean he is stuck between rock and a not so hard place. Maybe not at first, but when it’s the same ole vanilla maritals it can be difficult. Date night after the ole lady has wine and a gummie and he can catch her at maybe her second glass before she goes fully to sleepy, he’s got a shot at a shot. But it’s definitely on his mind to make sure to hurry up because if it’s one thing his wife doesn’t want is a marathon. He pretty much gets my one chance and then it’s sleepy time within her reaching her goal. He’s on borrowed time after that and the Oscar music starts playing him off. So if his speech doesn’t wrap up or the mic stand doesn’t hold then he just gets shuttled off stage. My friend is probably an over-sharer….
  8. Trump and his minions are bullies. They’re never go after Obama. Maybe a lower level person. But theyll just chum up the water, in 2 weeks it, complain about the deep state, and totally pussy out. But not before their army of knuckledraggers are blind with rage and forget all the ways Trump fails them
  9. Dnaguy

    Getting old sucks

    Asking for a friend. He has a female primary care doc and a female broken brain doc. Getting older + broken brain pills can cause issues…. With let’s say… to a rigid schedule. Wellbutrin helped a lot according to him. But completing the task at full attention can still be an issue unless his wife is super into it and committed. Due to the length of his marriage, he’s lucky if a shooting star passes by and he even gets half assed ‘ok fine’ fun. But due to said issue, she’s even less likely bc now the not finishing himself is causing her self esteem issues. (He assures me that she is taken care of first so it’s not like she’s being left high and dry, but he can’t doesn’t get finale himself.) Lots of backstory. But does said friend just straight up ask for wonky dong pills from his younger women providers? I mean, he has told them multiple times the issues and they’ve changed to different meds that have helped to a degree, but they’ve never once suggested them. Is it because they’re female? He takes blood pressure meds so maybe it’s that? They’re younger so it’s weird already. This friend is kind of out of ‘let’s try a different kind of antidepressant/ anxiety pill’ and other point of ‘let’s fix the acute issue’ phase. I mean, how many years left does he even have where the wife will even acquiesce to half hearted ‘sure fine’ sex before the well just dries up completely? Please tell me I didn’t just say all this into a Wendy’s drive through……
  10. If being baptized in a pool of water washes away all your sin, can you imagine how much sin was washed away in that flash flood? That’s just science really.
  11. We need more 2lb Bork packages in the meat department. Repeat, we are sold out of 2lb Bork packages.
  12. Pretty dark outlook if you ask me.
  13. Are Brazilian women really into butt stuff at a clip more than any other nationality? I’ve been told it’s not the same taboo it once was, however, my friend read once that Brazilian women had the highest instance of regular backdoor shenanigans. This friend seemed very curious about the matter and idk if he ever truly got the answer he was seeking. Considering your unique perspective in the matter, I thought I’d a least ask … for him. Thank you for your help in resolving this very important cultural exchange question.
  14. We still have 3.5 years of this shit. IDK if i have the stamina to make it. The dumb, the gas lighting, the menace is almost all consuming. This administration is a fucking pit of despair.
  15. An absolute shit take.
  16. Plot twist: The seller was the guy who robbed him!
  17. Someone tell me why that isn’t the name of the thread again? Seems like malpractice to me.
  18. The obvious New York liberati rag that is the Wall Street journal can’t be trusted to accurately report the real news. These media types are in cahoots with these RINO county officials who can’t be trusted. It’s only now that they show their true colors. In reality, it’s not that they wanted more warning systems. No. They didn’t want it. The media is getting it wrong because it’s obvious they want these Christian children gone so that they can be replaced with the liberal taker immigrant children who vote Democrat… which these fake Republican Kerr county officials really are. The Bible warns us wolves in sheep’s clothing. What do you think we just saw?! When prayer is stripped from school AND school is not in session, what is the easiest target for the Devil to go after? That’s right, Christian camps! This is the devil’s liberal sleeper cell was activated just has he had designed ! We need to trust a true conservative patriot like Dan Patrick. A man who knows what it is to be a true Texan unlike what we see in Kerr County. We need a man that’s been bathed in God’s wonderful grace like Greg Abbott to lead us through these obvious punishments for the Godless ways of the last 4 years. You can’t make everyone wear masks (mark of the beast anymore?!?!?!!!??), empower a cabal of pedophiles, and mutilate a generation of children without consequences. Thankfully we now have Trump leading the charge. A man so righteous that he was saved by the loving hand of the lord to deliver us from these obvious punishments from God. He was saved and only he can save us now!!! Do not believe the Wall Street journal!!!! /MAGA.
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