Dnaguy

This. She’s in an ultra alt-right wing Hindu fucking cult. That’s not hyperbole. Shit is borked yo!

Yeah….. i just wish I had that when I was in school. I thought I was a freak due to my girthy 12” dong, penchant for choking girls during sex, and throwing 7 or 8 long ropes all over my step sisters face. Had the internet been around I would have realized I was not a freak. #bodypositivity, #dontslutshame

According to Gladwell, it takes 10,000 hours. From your posting I’m going to just assume you’re 45 y old. Assuming you started beating it at age 11, you’d had to have masturbated a total of 600,000 minutes up to now. So that over 34 years. That comes out (ha!) to 17,647 minutes of masturbation per year 339 minutes per week 48.5 minutes / day. Idk if that’s Minister of Culture level, but I, myself, am very impressed.

It’s hard to fathom how utterly shit we were in the defensive backfield last year and how stellar we are this year. Arguably our strongest position group on the team.

Im going to hell. I can’t stop laughing

Spite poops are always ghost poops.

Where’s that guy been?

Totally. I need the big dick toilet bc even at an average 11 incher (super fat though), I like to have the peace of mind I won’t get splash back when dropping an epic shit.

Winner of Charmin’s Lifetime achievement award.

It was for flavor and not for food safety. You don’t unlock the subtle flavors of the complex mole type sauce that is French’s mustard mixed with fishy brine water from the canned tuna unless you add some heat.

This reminds me of a story I heard about a true aggy legend, Artie McFarrin. The same Artie that gave all that $ to his beloved ags and what the practice faculty is named for. I worked at his former chemical plant until it blew up due to his legacy of cutting corners on process safety for all the years he ran it. Anyway, Artie did a background check on all his hires. This included college transcripts for new hires, etc. Not surprising or out of the ordinary. However, what was out of the ordinary was what he used them for. See ole Artie wanted a particular kind of employee and engineer. Passed the FE? Rejected. GPA > 2.75? Rejected. What was he looking for? Well, if you had a DUI or some kind of criminal record that was a bonus. Bad credit? +1. Shit GPA preferably close to 2.0? Get this man a second interview. Been fired from your last job? Alright. See Artie wanted to hire people no one else would. Why? Because they neeeeed that paycheck. You can make them do things, put up with shit conditions and not ask questions, they’d put up with a toxic work culture of fear, and they’d be too dumb to question you when they are asked to break the law. Yep. That was his management style. Dumb people you can pay less while cutting corners on safety. It worked too. This aggy hick made so much money that he bought Faberge eggs in Europe and bring them back in his carryon. You can see them now on loan in the Natural history museum in Houston. And also made so much $ he could donate millions to the ags and get his name on the Business school and practice facility. He died a painful cancer death which is sort of karma. But considering his legacy led to a plant that exploded, death of an employee, and the permanent disability of others I only hope that aggy fuckstick has to live out eternity in a continuous chemical fire where he constantly roasted while watching Justin Tucker drill that winning field goal.

I was never poor. My last semester in college I needed to save money for a trip that summer. All my money that I earned doing coops was tapped out after paying tuition. My part time job at Starbucks $ had to go to cover rent and food. So I subsisted on take home Starbucks pastries that were to be thrown out, free food that was available at the engineering building if a company was doing an orientation or something, and mustard tuna. Yep. I’d literally just cook tuna on the stove after adding a ton of mustard. I’d forgo breakfast most days. I dropped 20 lbs or so in that semester. I was able to do this knowing it was temporary and I was poor on purpose so I’d get to go to Europe…. Which is not being poor at all. Would not recommend

Is this supposed to be funny? Tik Tok is going to have to up its game bc that’s not going to cut it.

I have a feeling that even if she was a willing participant, that coach may have had the same reaction. Just sayin’

I think it was more likely a full toner cartridge

Maybe this is the best trick the wealthy / 1% ever pulled off. We keep talking about the American dream and helping the middle class. After fully paid company health care and fully funded pensions died, so did the middle class. We keep striving for a goal that can’t be achieved in our current economic and political environment. Fuck! Thats the message! We’re all working class. There is no middle class. Haves and Have a lot less and have nots and have nothing. Dont place blame but highlight the futility of your labor and effort. Celebrate your try and hard work and show how little the top works at all. No taxes, carried interest, inheritance, etc. Go full eat the rich but don’t attack markets themselves. Attack rich people.Attack Elon. Attack Zuckerberg. Attack Bazos. Both sides, attack everyone. Don’t just say billionaires. Use names. Call out CEO’s. Highlight the cost of college, but weave it with the cost of living story not an elitest thing. Be the idea of Bernie but just don’t be a socialist. Say you’re not for redistribution, but for the idea of rewarding those who actually work hard. White collar, brown collar, and blue collar. It’s about helping those helping themselves. That’s why we want free public pre k starting at 3 y old. A higher child tax credit. Free healthcare for all kids under 18. Ability to buy into Medicare at 55. Government negotiated drug prices. College loan forgiveness or the ability to get a onetime $25,000 home purchase credit. All of these help you unleash your full earning potential and relieve some financial burden to your family.

For a sentient melted milk dud named Booger, I think he’s done pretty well for himself.