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Dnaguy

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  1. You can wrap your arms around a guy while blocking them and it’s not a hold?
  2. After being in this conference… there are two different levels officiating. There’s very few games where they call it down the middle for the whole game. This is shit.
  3. Ahahahahahha
  4. Finally. Jesus.
  5. Do our DB’s know how to cover?
  6. This rain couldn’t have come at a better time
  7. Wtf is the defense doing
  8. I love that guy
  9. Burke!!!!!!!!
  10. I would fuck Ms. Pavia.
  11. But still fucking bad
  12. These refs are complete dogshit
  13. Sometimes you have to pay extra for that kind of torture
  14. This so fucking much. It’s some real fucking bullshit.
  15. How the fuck did the ref call that a TD?!
  16. Jesus christ
  17. Yeah. They have been allowing all kinds of bs to keep us from blowing out Vandy. Some truly big WTF’s and huge misses on Vandy penalties.
  18. Running club? Sounds suspiciously like a gang or leftist organization specifically organized with the intent of building up the conditioning of the members so they can better elude ICE officers. Better arrest everyone and detain them all until we get to the bottom of this. They all look like they could be illegals so no need for a warrant or due process. /MAGA homeland security and justice department
  19. But seriously….. isn’t Peter North more known for his prodigious volume of ejaculate vs actually the size of his member? As a surly-ite with the requisite giant dong that I only use to bang 11’s, I’d be charitable and asses that he isn’t deficient in that area. Its just that, his marketability / calling card was more of what he left behind vs. what he brought to the table so to speak.
  20. Oh shit. We actually got documented evidence of the singularity of being out of touch, growing up rich, and aggressive dementia colliding!
  21. Dnaguy

    Getting old sucks

    Just think of the new market you just unleashed for Flexseal….. Flexseal Bandaids! The most trusted name in wound care, Johnson and Johnson’s bandaid ,now has the incredible stopping power of Flexseal! “I’d be crazy to try to stop the bleeding of a GSW to the chest! But with the new Flexseal bandaids, I can cover up the wound in a matter of seconds!’ [Doctor slaps bagged ER patient in the chest with a flesh colored Flexseal bandaid] **These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. Flexseal bandaid does not stop internal bleeding. Please consult a physician or medical professional
  22. Hey now. Don’t impure the man by calling him a liar. Maybe he’s just drunk AND stupid. ”Look. We’re two things!”
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