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Dnaguy

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  1. Our hitting approach for the last 3 weeks has been so… fucking…. Bad.
  2. That looks like Russel Wilson playing Dave Chapelle playing a white guy.
  3. TxDOT employees can’t be taken out to lunch. They refuse and it’s against policy to accept any gifts. I made a joke about this in a sense saying maybe they could be given a plane. A coworker didn’t get it. So I explained that Trump was getting a plane from Qatar as a gift and that he’d keep it when he left office This obviously the first time they had heard about this. And they sensed that I didn’t approve. Their response: ”Well if they are going to give it to him, why wouldn’t he take it?” Me: [Stunned] He wants to keep it for himself. Them: it’s his gift. Me: That’s not allowed. Them: why not. Me: The Constitution Them: [Shrugs]
  4. What’s even worse is that dude is 100% convinced that he’s the smartest person in every room and knows the ‘real’ truth. Imagine walking the earth thinking so little of everyone else around you or that we’ve all been blinded by some global plot… that the most successful century of any country ever in existence was somehow a failure. This is why we see the kind of abject cruelty and inhumanity in the conservative movement. Everyone else is irredeemable in their eyes. Why this has taken hold, idk for certain. I have my theories, though. 1.) the concentration of wealth and the lack of real wage growth 2.) Civil rights for historically marginalized groups like women, African Americans, and the LGBTQ+ABCD 867309 community has taken away the government sanctioned subjugation and made the white majority fearful of losing their wealth, power, or status 3.) The lack of a shared sacrifice for the country at large. The top tier of folks did not face the same kind of pain from the last wars, recessions, pandemic, etc. 4.) the lack of government accountability due to money being speech and the Supreme Court allowing corruption now.
  5. There’s a dignity that cums from a job that you’ll never find with just giving handouts.
  6. But so do the horns….
  7. Texas. The South Africa of America.
  8. President Donald Trump has said the refugee applications for the country's Afrikaner minority had been expedited as they were victims of "racial discrimination". Just when you thought they couldn’t reach a new low, be any more racist, or jump a bigger shark…. They go and completely outdo themselves.
  9. And the chaser that she then came after the woman who ran her into the wall once she exited the vehicle!
  10. edit: only 4 years late on this joke AND a retread from 3 earlier posters. This has to be some kind of surly record of sorts.
  11. No. But the resulting hard on if videoed, photographed, drawn, traced, spoken of, podcasted about, mimed, written about, or creatively danced in appreciation of would all be illegal.
  12. It got a little out of hand to be honest. And I bet he’d have a hard time pointing out when it all went wrong if you twisted his arm.
  13. Was that Japanese hippo porn? @thunderlounge Beat me to it.
  14. oh and they’re using a law from the 1700’s never designed to be used in this fashion …. whilst also lying / fabricating the underlying justification of the improperly used antiquated law from the 1700’s.
  15. I need to start a duty free shop that sells only MAGA memorabilia, Trump swag, and america flag apparel.
  16. Ok. Lets refocus. The US is having masked and unidentified government agents abduct people off the streets and deported to foreign prisons without any due process and for an indiscriminate amount of time. Sometimes they get it wrong. Sometimes they apprehend citizens. Sometimes they deport children. Sometimes they deport citizen children. Sometimes they don’t even record the names of the people they disappear. The US government is sentencing people to life in prison in a 3rd world prison for what is a civil offense and sometimes for nothing more than a traffic violation as they are hear legally. In 2025. And most people are oblivious … well most people give not shits really because the people they’re doing it to are some shade of brown. Oh and we’re accepting the … checks notes…. White Afrikaners from South Africa as refugees due to the … checks notes again…. discrimination against them by their repressive government.
  17. Im sorry you’re riddled with Boutonniere deformity and arthritis. But I do respect your commitment to playing golf and being active.
  18. “That’s fucking hot! It takes the man out while leaving the man in!”
  19. The measurement between his thumb and forefinger is larger than 4”. I understand the humor and all. But for the record that’s more than 4”. And just so everyone knows where I stand on the issue, I’m against the ban. Full stop.It’s ridiculous. But also let’s all establish that the size that the joke would make you think he’s indicating here with his hand is objectively larger than 4”. Definitely bigger than 4”.
  20. 1.) Trump actually got the cost correct / in the ballpark for what the fat drug would cost in America…. 2.) The businessman didn’t say ‘sir’ 3.) Neurotic fat ‘businessman’ ? 4.) ‘It’s not working’ 5.) Every accusation is an admission He’s taking the fat drug. It’s him. He’s talking about himself.
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