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Dnaguy

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  1. Just catching up here, but Louisiana’s surgeon general is a veterinarian? We are in a simulation.
  2. It’s called negging, Dems put that pussy on a pedestal. Republicans just told the working class that they usually don’t get with chicks with small tits and bad teeth. And when the working class called Republicans dicks, the GOP told them ‘you know you like it.’ To which the working class giggled and eventually went home with the Republicans and got pregnant.
  3. You can say it. It’s retarded.
  4. Damn. You got a ‘I hear you’? What’s that like? I hear that in some marriages women say things like ‘I’m sorry’ or … and I can’t confirm this… even a ‘you were right’. But I’m pretty sure those are just urban legends.
  5. You nasty. Seriously. That’s repulsive. I’ll take that super poor baloney over pb&m any day. you remember that stuff that had the plastic rings on every slice….
  6. MIL will be recovering from heart surgery and wifey will be on the mend from a hysterectomy. Thanksgiving is going to be the tits
  7. Thomas and Alito will retire and Trump will nominate two more justices. He will have 5 of 9. Even if our democracy hold by the grace of god, only court packing can save us for 40 years of fetid ruling and the court dismantling progress. And that’s a big IF.
  8. I just don’t understand how people don’t realize that when we deport the ‘illegals’ then a new group will have to fill that role. Legal Hispanics? Blacks? Asians? Jews? Stay tuned. I hear season 2 has a twist you’ll never see coming!
  9. The better looking chick talking in a baby voice makes my penis soft
  10. Joe Rogan is a symptom of the problem and addressing a symptom doesn’t cure the disease. America is an addict that needs to hit rock bottom before it changes its behavior. The Great Recession and Covid almost killed it. And while it changed its behavior for a little while, it keeps falling back into addiction. It’s sick. And every time we go back the shit gets more dangerous. MAGA is now full of political fentanyl. Let’s hope we can get the help we needs before the addition kills us for real.
  11. Idk how the dems win back working class people outside of a true crisis that breaks the grossly mutated form of Reaganism that is MAGA. The gilded age and the roaring 20’s it spawned died with the Great Depression. Considering the 1917 pandemic seems to be about ~ 100 y off, one could speculate that an equally fun dildo of consequence coming down the pike in 2028. 🤷🏼‍♂️
  12. That’s god awful
  13. Meat head state trooper throwing forearms
  14. Maybe he should tell us about how no one gave them a chance…..
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