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Dnaguy

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  1. I was thinking about this the other day. Am I bitter? Why do I feel more unhappy today than say 10 years ago… other than because of my back. The answer came to me. See postulate that we all have a reservoir of malice. Some have a larger ones or small ones and but we all carry a finite amount. At one point in my life; my entire reserve could have been directed at a guy like LG. Some real vitriol. But see, we’ve entered into an era of Piece of shit- inflation where entire movements of POS’s are organized by social media and purposeful actors. So I no longer hate ole Ladybugs. I actually have less hate in my heart for specific individuals. But it’s not because he’s less shitty or I’ve found Jesus. Nope, it’s because so many completely craven sociopaths now walk among us with no shame that I just can’t hate an individual enough to register. My hate is spread so thin it almost doesn’t register to the naked eye You’d think an Abbott or Trump or Paxton’s absolute douche canoe cruelty would round up to some sort of visceral hate. Yet no. There’s just too many fermenting bags of fecal laced horse semen walking amongst us that I’m almost zen. Or maybe that’s nihilism? When your denominator in your hate fractions becomes so great that you effectively dealing with zero. So I’m nihilistic, not because I hate less !but only because I just hate so many more things and people.
  2. NY times headline: As Republicans point to declining soybean sales, Democrats scramble to explain past policy decisions as they look to take back the House in 2026 The article: Declining soybean sales have roiled farmers in the Midwest. While a challenging tariff climate is no doubt a part of the puzzle, we at The NY Times have found a more complex answer. Common sense might point to the tariffs being the factor, it is a fact that during the Biden administration, the US lost more metric tons of sales to China than per week than in anything in 2025 or under Trump. From its peak of 7 metric ton exports per week, the US lost more than 70.% of its exports during the later part of the Biden administration resulting in a loss of about 5 metric tons per week in less than 3 months. This precipitous decline only reinforces a bleak showing in previous elections for democrats. How democrats react and reel for answers to explain such a disastrous drop in sales is still a mystery. Trump and his allies have expressed the outline of a plan they recently previewed and continue to seek ways to allocate funds to help the struggling farmers. When we reached out to Tom Greenthumb, a farmer in Shitsville, Nebraska, he reiterated the struggles and challenges for he and his fellow farmers. ”I’m underwater. We are facing some real struggles here” When he was asked who he blamed for this, Tom couldn’t say other than Washington needed to get its act together. He is hopeful, however, that President Trump and the republicans in congress can help him and his fellow farmers. “When Trump saved us the last time we faced this kind of crunch, it felt like a miracle. We pray everyday that Trump will be able to get us the needed relief from all that tariff money we’re collecting. It will be nice to use that extra money to help struggling people like me instead of wasting it on things we don’t need.” ……
  3. To me it’s more mind melting that Democrats chose this strategy in the first place. MAGA thought is so engrained that nothing short of an existential crisis to these people can dislodge them from nostalgia-laden, hate fueled, misinformed reality that they find themselves in. MAGA rejecting democrats when democrats try to limit the pain that’s about to engulf them is actually the least surprising thing about this shutdown.
  4. Who TF roughhouses with their wife? Isnt that what you have kids?
  5. If Obama tries it….. SCOTUS: [immediately rules against it on shadow docket not allowing him on ballot] Months and months later after dragging feet: ‘The question of Obama’s 3rd term is mute as the larger question is actually about whether he has violated the constitution’s native birth requirements. ‘ [kicks case to lower courts to rule on birth certificate and case not resolved by election] Concurrent decision by Thomas: Maybe we should look into whether the whole slate of amendments around ending slavery was unconstitutional due most southern states being under military occupation. If slavery hasn’t ended then Obama should actually be a slave and would be ineligible to run for president
  6. That’s nuts!
  7. I wish this wasn’t the case but it’s sort of true. Schumer is such a dinosaur and creature of a bygone era that anytime he trots out there, talks, shows his face, gives his opinion, or has an interview the dems lose hand and people grow angry. He sucks. Trump loves negotiating with him because he’s lacks true control over his coalition and isn’t willing to go to the brink. Pelosi in her prime was the opposite and Trump knew that. She isn’t the same and has no control anymore. Send in junior senators, Jeffries (he sucks too is at least the minority leader / has some semblance of power), and wildcards. Trump ‘wins’ negotiations b/c he has no shame, weaponizes uncertainty, has no real goal or policy other than to ‘win’ or at least not personally look bad, and declares victory no matter what. The truly rational thing to do against someone like that is to be irrational. Need to take a page out of George’s playbook:
  8. Game Theory says you have to go maximalist and you can’t go along with a budget at all. Republicans political strategy is for democrats to be the adults when it matters. They’re rich entitled children who know that whatever they do their parents will pay their bail, talk to the teacher, and give them the car keys no matter what. What are dems doing though? Fucking milktoast. Medicare and rural hospital cuts. BOOOOOOOO. Goddamnit. Democrats are going to lose. The question is how you choose to lose. This is asymmetric warfare. Your only play is to inflict maximum harm to your opposition until they get tired of fighting you. Playing a fucking Princeton offense when the refs are on the take is a fucking ridiculous and losing strategy.
  9. SOS indeed.
  10. All good things must come to an end…. She’s got post-40, perimenopausal, semiglutide, work-out-mom tits now. NTTAWWT. Still would in a heartbeat.
  11. Far be it from me to throw stones here, but you may need to calibrate your Milf age frequency from “Pornhub” to at least “Plano” But I think I see it….. Some fake lashes, filler, and a faulty washing machine … yeah. Ok I’m with you on this.
  12. Is he 13 years old? He’s like 110 lbs soaking wet.
  13. What are their real names though? No right answers. Ill go first: Holden A. Wadsworth Preston Chaddick
  14. Nice humble grumble brag there about the house. ISWYDT… I see what you defecated there.
  15. In today’s college football, a blue blood spirit embiggens the smallest program.
  16. Guns. Mental Health. Veterans. In every instance we fail at it. We give them all lip service without solving the problem because it’s hard and we’re lazy. And it’s expensive and people are greedy. And all are a question about morality IMO and we have lost our morality. You don’t need religion to be moral. But in the progressivism movement it has become so secular that it completely concedes an important front in American life. And American Protestantism Megachurch Complex has become grotesquely amoral because of it. I have no answers. I’m just bitching I guess.
  17. That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. As an adult the only way to get Tylenol autism is in suppository form. I would start stuffing now so autism is in full effect by next week.
  18. Who needs precedent when you have this president. Amiright?!?!! /maga
  19. The pegging could be a place to start?
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