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A republican lying? No wahhhhyyyyy!

Why not both?

Nashville White Sox? https://www.tennessean.com/story/sports/2024/10/17/chicago-white-sox-jerry-reinsdorf-nashville-dave-stewart-mlb/75723749007/

You don’t think that ‘I’m not throwing away my shot’ might be a little more fitting?

Yeah, they make sure to sign the work order as well.

The stars at night, Cum red, blue, and white. Skeet on the flaaaaaag of Texas!

Everyone else was in the room where it happened The room where it happened The room where it happened Everyone else was in the room where it happened The room where it happened The room where it happened

Voter: [This fuckin’ guy]

Fuck you. I go to the grocery store. My wife wouldn’t be caught dead in Costco or HEB. I know the coupon calendar at Costco and remember when a case of Kirkland water was 1.99 and when HEB sparkling water was 2.99 a 12 pack. But also, I feel sorry for those who don’t get to go shopping by themselves at the grocery store. I get to 2-3 hours of by myself if I double up on Costco and HEB. $2 hotdog and Pepsi for lunch. A Beer while shopping at HEB. Bonus pts for An accessional hot mom in yoga pants or a braless chick in the refrigerated fruit section at Costco. There are worse ways to spend your time.

Nick cannon is a panelist on Fox News too? Jesus christ. What TV won’t he do.

That dude isn’t a farmer. He’s a farm worker. There’s a fucking difference.

Alfred isn’t a killer. Cruz is a cockroach that needs a killer to stomp him out. Bc he will twitch and scurry and feed off the shit around him to keep going. Hes hollow but resilient. He has no heart, he had no soul. But he doesn’t mind living off the dregs of existence. That’s why Collin can’t win. He can’t stomp his boot, twist it into the ground, and crush the worst piece of living shit that this world has to offer.

Irony is dead. Republicans afraid of gender surgery in school but throw up their hands when it comes to [checks notes] kids dying in school. Edit: Just got a text that I felt obligated to respond to:

That was ChatGPT. took all of 6 seconds to produce.

Candidate Name: James “Jim” Richards Background: James “Jim” Richards is a fifth-generation Texan from Midland who grew up working on his family’s cattle ranch. He’s a former oilfield worker turned Marine Corps officer and the founder of a successful oil services company operating across the Permian Basin. Known for his unapologetic, tough-talking style, Jim has built a reputation as a rugged, straight-shooting conservative. However, his campaign is marred by several flaws that could hinder his chances of winning the Senate seat. Flaws: 1. Past Business Controversies • Jim’s oil services company has faced multiple allegations of safety violations and environmental issues, including spills and accidents that resulted in fines from state regulators. While he has defended the company’s record as being within industry norms, these incidents have raised questions about his commitment to environmental safety and worker protections. • There have also been accusations that his company underpaid workers or failed to provide adequate benefits, which opponents have used to paint him as out of touch with working-class Texans. 2. Hot-Headed and Controversial Statements • Jim has a history of making inflammatory comments during interviews and on social media, often doubling down rather than apologizing. For instance, he once referred to climate change activists as “eco-terrorists” and suggested that anyone opposing fossil fuels should “go live without electricity and see how long they last.” • His brash style appeals to some voters, but it risks alienating moderates and independents who may see him as lacking the temperament for a Senate role. This has led to several high-profile arguments with journalists and political opponents. 3. Limited Policy Knowledge Outside of Energy • While Jim is knowledgeable about the oil industry and military affairs, he has struggled to articulate detailed positions on issues like healthcare, education, or criminal justice reform. During debates, he has often resorted to general conservative talking points, avoiding specifics when pressed on these topics. • Critics argue that he lacks the policy depth needed to effectively legislate on complex issues beyond his core areas of expertise, casting doubt on his readiness for a national leadership role. 4. Alienation of Key Republican Groups • His no-compromise stance on several issues has caused friction within the party. For example, he strongly opposes any form of immigration reform that doesn’t prioritize border security first, including paths to citizenship for DACA recipients, which has put him at odds with more moderate Republicans. • Additionally, his approach to social issues is seen as too hardline by some. His uncompromising pro-life stance, even in cases of rape or incest, and his opposition to exceptions for abortions involving severe fetal abnormalities have created unease among suburban women voters and some swing voters within the party. Jim Richards presents himself as a tough, principled candidate who won’t back down. However, his business history, combative style, limited policy depth, and alienation of key voting blocs create vulnerabilities that opponents will likely exploit. Whether his outsider status and blunt approach will resonate with enough Texans to overcome these flaws remains uncertain.

Geraldo investigating Donald’s decency:

And getting sex changes on the tax payers dime.

Someone needs to edit this gif where Christmas presents fly out of Bowman’s pockets when he slides a la the Bomar classic.

This thread:

I too believe Dallas tax payers should subsidize my comfort.

I thought they ran out of bottles