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Nick cannon is a panelist on Fox News too? Jesus christ. What TV won’t he do.

That dude isn’t a farmer. He’s a farm worker. There’s a fucking difference.

Alfred isn’t a killer. Cruz is a cockroach that needs a killer to stomp him out. Bc he will twitch and scurry and feed off the shit around him to keep going. Hes hollow but resilient. He has no heart, he had no soul. But he doesn’t mind living off the dregs of existence. That’s why Collin can’t win. He can’t stomp his boot, twist it into the ground, and crush the worst piece of living shit that this world has to offer.

Irony is dead. Republicans afraid of gender surgery in school but throw up their hands when it comes to [checks notes] kids dying in school. Edit: Just got a text that I felt obligated to respond to:

That was ChatGPT. took all of 6 seconds to produce.

Candidate Name: James “Jim” Richards Background: James “Jim” Richards is a fifth-generation Texan from Midland who grew up working on his family’s cattle ranch. He’s a former oilfield worker turned Marine Corps officer and the founder of a successful oil services company operating across the Permian Basin. Known for his unapologetic, tough-talking style, Jim has built a reputation as a rugged, straight-shooting conservative. However, his campaign is marred by several flaws that could hinder his chances of winning the Senate seat. Flaws: 1. Past Business Controversies • Jim’s oil services company has faced multiple allegations of safety violations and environmental issues, including spills and accidents that resulted in fines from state regulators. While he has defended the company’s record as being within industry norms, these incidents have raised questions about his commitment to environmental safety and worker protections. • There have also been accusations that his company underpaid workers or failed to provide adequate benefits, which opponents have used to paint him as out of touch with working-class Texans. 2. Hot-Headed and Controversial Statements • Jim has a history of making inflammatory comments during interviews and on social media, often doubling down rather than apologizing. For instance, he once referred to climate change activists as “eco-terrorists” and suggested that anyone opposing fossil fuels should “go live without electricity and see how long they last.” • His brash style appeals to some voters, but it risks alienating moderates and independents who may see him as lacking the temperament for a Senate role. This has led to several high-profile arguments with journalists and political opponents. 3. Limited Policy Knowledge Outside of Energy • While Jim is knowledgeable about the oil industry and military affairs, he has struggled to articulate detailed positions on issues like healthcare, education, or criminal justice reform. During debates, he has often resorted to general conservative talking points, avoiding specifics when pressed on these topics. • Critics argue that he lacks the policy depth needed to effectively legislate on complex issues beyond his core areas of expertise, casting doubt on his readiness for a national leadership role. 4. Alienation of Key Republican Groups • His no-compromise stance on several issues has caused friction within the party. For example, he strongly opposes any form of immigration reform that doesn’t prioritize border security first, including paths to citizenship for DACA recipients, which has put him at odds with more moderate Republicans. • Additionally, his approach to social issues is seen as too hardline by some. His uncompromising pro-life stance, even in cases of rape or incest, and his opposition to exceptions for abortions involving severe fetal abnormalities have created unease among suburban women voters and some swing voters within the party. Jim Richards presents himself as a tough, principled candidate who won’t back down. However, his business history, combative style, limited policy depth, and alienation of key voting blocs create vulnerabilities that opponents will likely exploit. Whether his outsider status and blunt approach will resonate with enough Texans to overcome these flaws remains uncertain.

Geraldo investigating Donald’s decency:

And getting sex changes on the tax payers dime.

Someone needs to edit this gif where Christmas presents fly out of Bowman’s pockets when he slides a la the Bomar classic.

This thread:

I too believe Dallas tax payers should subsidize my comfort.

I thought they ran out of bottles

I had to climb over 4 picnic tables to get in the stadium. Why TF do they not move the tables out of the way the night before. My gawd. Absolutely lunacy to get into that stadium an hour before kick off. And also, how do you run out of beer on the second concourse BEFORE halftime.

I think we need to somehow honor our graduation to the Milf ho’s phase in the shag / surly saga.

How gay? Gay, gay? Or like when other guys suck your dick? /republican party

1. “Kamala’s Diabolical Scheme: Annihilate the Police, Crush the Heartland’s Lifeblood, and Replace Your Holidays with Rituals of Woke Obedience” 2. “Harris’ Wicked Assault on the Heartland: Turn Your Children into Pawns of Marxist Indoctrination, While Drugs Flow Freely and Morality Burns” 3. “Kamala’s War on Faith: Desecrate Churches, Force Obedience to Radical Gender Ideologies, and Erase the Very Soul of Religious America” 4. “Harris Unleashes Chaos: Starve Farmers, Open the Gates to Lawless Hordes, and Drown Small Towns in a Wave of Criminal Anarchy” 5. “Kamala’s Depraved Plot: Rip Guns From Citizens, Shatter Communities, and Turn the Heartland Into a Wasteland of Surveillance and Control” 6. “Harris’ Dark Covenant: Shred the Constitution, Impose Tyrannical Taxes on Families, and Force a Soulless New Order Upon the Heartland” 7. “Kamala’s Election Nightmare: Blood in the Streets, Souls Corrupted by Drugs, and Power Won Through the Ashes of American Democracy” 8. “Harris’ Green Tyranny: Eviscerate Midwest Jobs, Crush Farmers Beneath the Weight of Solar Slavery, and Brainwash Children with Gender Insanity” 9. “Kamala’s Dark Plan: Plunder the Wealth of Hard-Working Americans, Elevate Illegals to New Heights, and Fund a Legion of Radical Climate Zealots” 10. “Kamala’s Vision of Hell: Farmers Replaced by Cold Machines, Illegals Granted Dominion, and Christianity Torn from the Very Fabric of America”

What time do the festivities start?

Russia, Russia, Russia.

Don’t warn anybody or anything.