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Dnaguy

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  1. They’re surgical inside the tackles. Not on my bingo card.
  2. In fairness, we still lose if Crabtree steps out on that play when they kick the field goal. The true sin was the dropped int. #neverforget
  3. NM. They still have that horse shoe up the ass
  4. This is So obviously not a Nick Saban team
  5. I didn’t see that part of replay. But wouldn’t be the first safety that wasn’t called for banma 😡
  6. It’s crazy how dirty Alabama plays and gets away with. driving qb into the ground was bullshit
  7. This juggernaut of a schedule for the first 4 games wasn’t indicative of a top 10 team?
  8. [Wife and I standing in the hallway trying to get kids to bed] Wife: Can you turn out the lights? Me: Did you forget where the switch is? Wife: (angrily) Why don’t you just do it? Me: Why would I do it when you’re the one who thought it up, and want the light turned off? Why add the step in this process to ask me to do it? Wife: You’re closer to the switch. Me: We are literally standing shoulder to shoulder in the hall equidistant from the switch. Wife: {angry face while going to turn off light) [indistinguishable muttering]
  9. I care. That shit has now woken me up TWICE in the last week in the middle of the night. WTF? I don’t get amber alerts or Silver alerts. Yet I get those shits at like 3 am. In what world do I as a citizen need to know about a person on the lose who’s killed a cop if i don’t get an alert for EVERY murderer on the lose? I could potentially find and make a difference for a kidnapped kid. I could also keep an eye out for a wayward old. A cop killer? I’m getting the da fuq out of there and hunkering down. That’s their fucking job to hunt that MFer down. I don’t need to lose sleep bc of it. Sorry.
  10. If you’re Garth, I guess there’s a silver lining? She didn’t describe your junk as adolescent in both length and girth like Diddys accuser.
  11. He’s a ChatGPT candidate . A large language model version of a human politician. His somehow presents as something a human would say and do….. but lacks any depth or warmth. Hes the difference between a short story you ask ChatGPT to write and one written by a real author. Even if it’s sampling the real authors work, it can’t truly replicate it when you parse it out.
  12. Good thing you don’t need to be educated as a [checks notes] nurse?
  13. Hader isn’t a lock down closer and is not clutch. Hes good. But he doesn’t deserve the highest contract ever for a reliever
  14. Brent Venables offers you a White Claw when you ask for a beer.
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