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    Great punt
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    It’s crazy how dirty Alabama plays and gets away with. driving qb into the ground was bullshit
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    This juggernaut of a schedule for the first 4 games wasn’t indicative of a top 10 team?
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    [Wife and I standing in the hallway trying to get kids to bed] Wife: Can you turn out the lights? Me: Did you forget where the switch is? Wife: (angrily) Why don’t you just do it? Me: Why would I do it when you’re the one who thought it up, and want the light turned off? Why add the step in this process to ask me to do it? Wife: You’re closer to the switch. Me: We are literally standing shoulder to shoulder in the hall equidistant from the switch. Wife: {angry face while going to turn off light) [indistinguishable muttering]
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    I care. That shit has now woken me up TWICE in the last week in the middle of the night. WTF? I don’t get amber alerts or Silver alerts. Yet I get those shits at like 3 am. In what world do I as a citizen need to know about a person on the lose who’s killed a cop if i don’t get an alert for EVERY murderer on the lose? I could potentially find and make a difference for a kidnapped kid. I could also keep an eye out for a wayward old. A cop killer? I’m getting the da fuq out of there and hunkering down. That’s their fucking job to hunt that MFer down. I don’t need to lose sleep bc of it. Sorry.
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    If you’re Garth, I guess there’s a silver lining? She didn’t describe your junk as adolescent in both length and girth like Diddys accuser.
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    He’s a ChatGPT candidate . A large language model version of a human politician. His somehow presents as something a human would say and do….. but lacks any depth or warmth. Hes the difference between a short story you ask ChatGPT to write and one written by a real author. Even if it’s sampling the real authors work, it can’t truly replicate it when you parse it out.
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    Good thing you don’t need to be educated as a [checks notes] nurse?
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    Hader isn’t a lock down closer and is not clutch. Hes good. But he doesn’t deserve the highest contract ever for a reliever
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    Brent Venables offers you a White Claw when you ask for a beer.
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    Is Houston hosting all 3 games? Sorry. I just realized that I don’t know how the Wold card round works
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    thanks!
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    He’s the tech bro Manchurian candidate.
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    I’ve never had Fortnite skin.
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    They’re in college….. [I hope 😬]
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    Elise got on that ozempic But that can’t fix her Sara Huckabitis of the eye.

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