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Dnaguy

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  1. God help us if Tim’s kid didn’t witness a shooting. I hate that my mind went there first than thinking about how shitty that would have been.
  2. Are JD’s kids beautiful. I think that they might be ugo’s who pick their boogers. Just sayin’
  3. Vance is in congress. WTF has he done there? Arghhhh.
  4. Fentylnol bc Kamala is putting it in the water. And raping seals.
  5. You can’t call me on my bullshit! Wtf?! /Vance
  6. Kamala Harris is why you aren’t successful. Kamala Harris gave you the cancer. Kamala Harris is why you’re overweight. Kamala Harris is why your dick isn’t a fat 8 inches. She’s a witch. Donald trump will make your dick long, the cancer go away, and you’ll be a skinny rich tycoon who fucks 11’s.
  7. But we are manufacturing more here. Vance is so punch able.
  8. Oh no! Its head case shitty Valdez!
  9. Yeah but those guys aren’t insufferable twat goblins who eat smegma and bologna sandwiches while ‘batin to Sweating to the Oldies and snacking on nachos, Flanders style.
  10. Dnaguy

    RIP Pete Rose

    Nah. Dead people can’t celebrate. Baseball made its point. Roger, Pete, Sosa, Big Mac and Bonds get in. Just make sure they die first. It’s principled and petty all at the same time. Win, win.
  11. Dnaguy

    RIP Pete Rose

    No one is hurt by putting a dead man in the hall. Just make sure that the process they used for Lenin is used. I’m sure the 100 years or so have helped make it even better and more realistic. Putting him next to Ted Williams cryo frozen head will be a nice touch. Two of the best hitters in all of baseball on display.
  12. Dnaguy

    RIP Pete Rose

    It’s either that or my grandpa is about to tell a super racist joke. RIP Grandpa John.
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