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Dnaguy

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Everything posted by Dnaguy

  1. Small nostril piercing =/= septum piercing An earring that is covered by hair =/= tribal tramp stamp. Regardless, We all have a diminishing fuckable window so whatever gets your goat my friend. Tats, piercings, or not; we’ll all hopefully look equally like shit when we are old and wrinkly because the alternative is even worse as worm food.
  2. Only one of those issues is permanent like a tattoo….. But didn’t they invent the birth control patch in the 2000’s to both literally and figuratively cover both of those issues?
  3. Don’t you even ‘Thoughts and Prayers.’, bro?!
  4. Just like Arch, looks rushed. Can’t read.
  5. Fun fact, they pretty much all are. Open sign? Check. Blacked out or covered front glass? Check. No one staffing the front when you walk in? Check. Or so I’m told.
  6. 1980’s: Rose boob tattoo 1990’s: Tasmanian devils. / cartoon characters 2000’s: Tramp stamps and tribal art 2010’s: finger tattoos / forearm tattoos / upper back tattoos 2020:s: Under boob tattoos (My educated guess) Now think back to prior decades. Are those cool? Exactly. And septum piercing are gross and weird. Why do you want to look like the bull from the bugs bunny cartoons? How is that hot? /old Millenial
  7. Dnaguy replied to Zeus's topic in Football
    Did Keontez Lewis get married last week?
  8. Very rude indeed
  9. Big 12 may want to reconsider their decisions to plaster their logo all over their shittiest resource…. Their refs. My gawd is their anything more Big12 than that though?
  10. This. Too much work. I guess Taco Bell. Jesus this is like trying to pick from this come 2 am….
  11. It was probably better for your program to lose and get new coaching TBH. We took the long troll road and decided to let Napier win in the ultimate spite loss.
  12. Scat play and whiskey is called a Battle of Britain. Don’t ask how I know that.
  13. That last sequence was terrible outside of the back up qb. Arch doesn’t make that throw
  14. What’s the farthest anyone has ever dropped in a poll?
  15. Idk. It’s really challenging those teams.
  16. Story of the game?
  17. We have no Timeouts. There’s only playing for the tie
  18. At least we punched it in….?
  19. 1 yard line: Achilles heel
  20. Cut it out dude
  21. This. We may not be bowl eligible
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