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Dnaguy

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  1. It’s all about framing really. Guaranteed additional 16-20 hrs free of kids or wife for $400 / month. Comes out to $20-$25/ hr. Pretty reasonable cost IMO.
  2. He nose better. A bridge too far? Maybe you shouldn’t sticking your nose where it doesn’t belong.
  3. 3 straight strikeouts after a lead off double
  4. Two strike outs after lead off walk
  5. Strikeout after a lead off walk.
  6. No one shits on America more than Donald Trump.
  7. I appreciate this posters brevity:
  8. 💯 [did I do that right?]
  9. This TBD fella who’s pitching both Saturday and Sunday makes me really worried.
  10. That was a given. There was no need for the joke.
  11. Who’s not on tik tok?!
  12. I didn’t leave middle aged brunettes with a solid figure, middle aged brunettes with a solid figure left me.
  13. This and the left wing violence overtaking right wing violence is some serious bs Whstaboutism and makes my blood boil. No one on the left with any credibility is saying this. Just stop. Left wing violence overtaking? Yeah well the right wing violence is state sanctioned so….. it doesn’t count now? The Atlantic can go eat a dick. Republicans aren’t going to read you bro. Stop trying to make fetch happen.
  14. Loophole!
  15. It was 2014. A simpler time. A time where celebrity nudes weren’t freely given out all Willy Nilly. See a candid boob from a celebrity had to be taken by a faaaaaar away paparazzo. The idea that you’d have a nude selfie? Ohhhh that would have been crazy. You had to settle for a obsessed fans rigging up eyehole cams for hot sideline reporter with some serious hangers if you needed to wet that whistle. Enter in some scrappy iCloud hackers. Men that wouldn’t dare stand for such status quo. The Fappening was released. A cornucopia of a list celebrities, athletes, and child stars (now in adulthood of course) showing off even more than just their bare boobs. Some serious zoomed in shots of their guts. Of all these drops, one stood above all others. 1.) For its dark horse nature due to the competition. I mean, we got to see Katy Perry’s corn dog throwing sweater puppies for the first time. Stiff… and I mean stiff competition here. 2.) For the volume. She had many, many pics. 3.) For just how sneaky hot she was. She did have a super banging body. Which should be expected, but she’s a goalie (oh no spoiler!) so…. America was surprised. 4.) and the most important….. THE ZOOMED IN SNATCH SHOTS TO THE POINT WHERE YOU COULD COUNT HER AGE RINGS LIKE A CHOPPED DOWN SEQUOIA. Girl had no shame in her pic game. Every lip, fold, and sanguine shade. From deep merlot, to browns, to pinks. Labia minora? Yeah I don’t think there was anything minor about it. Many of those body shamers ridiculed such expressions of the female form. But the true aficionados out there, The men who frequently dine at the Y celebrated her hanging it all out. It was more than a Solo Arby’s night, because ALL of America had the meats now.
  16. I’m not gay and can’t support the gay agenda. But the amount of dudes who blow me is quite alarming. Im a little uneasy thinking about just how many gay dudes there are out there and why they keep sucking my dick. /MAGA
  17. Do we eat another 20+ mill agsin? I mean at least this time we have someone to backfill with Parades but damn. $150 mil ish for 5 years of shitty first base hitting is wild. At least Walker can field the position and isn’t a complete bum at the plate. But is all or nothing shit is tiresome.
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