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Dnaguy

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Everything posted by Dnaguy

  1. Simpsons… I mean The Jackal did it.
  2. Can I cancel a second time? I shot my wad when Jeffy-Jeff turned heal earlier.
  3. Why does Kash Patel always look: 1.) High as shit at a work function / tweaking / on a bad trip 2.) Fighting a wet shart
  4. No. He hints > 1 person and likely the Jews. No blood libel, though: Kind of lazy IMO. My take is base purely on my conjecture of a 4chan masturbatory fever dream.
  5. Hot take #567894 The shooter never actually meant to kill Charlie Kirk. This was a botched Butler that got out of hand and they’re scrambling.
  6. So, like, Thanksgiving?
  7. FIFY
  8. Turn it up!
  9. I always said that north Texas is full of Schatz.
  10. There was more than one gunman that shot a single bullet?
  11. No mixing of races and euthanizing the mentally ill? Now where have I’ve heard this before….
  12. Somebody didn’t seem too happy to read prepared remarks that he a.) Didn’t write himself and b.) only seemed to have read them before going on air.
  13. If he really did turn heal and go super lefty with a M2F trans girlfriend, the fact that the only attributed source is a republican governor with dubious motives is … well…. dubious. The AI simulation really jumped the shark / went full hallucination mode when it introduced itself into the simulation it was administering. What a time to be a battery for our machine overlords.
  14. I imagine it went down something like this…. Just outside Trump Tower. Or likelier scenario is that Eric literally watched Meet Joe Black the night before. My $ is on the later.
  15. #2 seems (or was at one time) good in the sack?
  16. Shaving? More like point dumping
  17. 7 kids though? Not much tread on those tires….
  18. How about a broken defensive spying assignment?
  19. Texas penalty would be some icing on the cake.
  20. Sark is trying to get to half or some shit. This is so telling about this team
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