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Dnaguy

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  1. Maybe this is A Texas thing, but why are people bitching about the price of gas?! Shit’s at or less than $3/gal where I’m at. That’s not expensive….. compared to what it was back in 2007-2008z
  2. I yelled TAN SUIT! At the the TV and laughed!
  3. As an old, the second hand is the correct hand. You only get to bang out coeds once in your life…. Unless you’re Leo DiCaprio of course. You can never go home…. Unless you’re Leo.
  4. I’ve seen this with other narcissists. They actually enjoy fucking over other people more than winning legit. Somehow just winning isn’t enough. You have to hurt someone else to win. It’s only then that they find ‘joy’. Yet, it’s so fleeting that they then have to do it again, and again until it’s all they know. They aren’t burdened by truth. They are always a victim. They lie, cheat, and steal. It’s almost a super power in a sense due to the fact that normal people have shame. But it’s lonely man. They usually die unhappy and unloved.
  5. I’m pretty sure you’re supposed to block out the minor’s face….
  6. Dnaguy

    Shit My Kid Says

    6 year old: Daddy what was your favorite subject in school? Me: I liked Science and History 6 year old: me too. I like science and history Me: oh yeah? That’s great. 6 year old: Daddy what’s history? 8 year old from left field: It’s when daddy tells us about wars and stuff.
  7. I think he just has a small dick. Just learn to give good head Josh and that’ll solve like 99% of your issues bro. Uhhh. At least that’s what a friend told me.
  8. It’s not all that it’s cracked up to be. Edit - Dammit. I’ve been beat to this joke.
  9. Idk. Is there any better job than to play a kids game as an adult. He’s getting paid. When no one is willing to pay you, then you hang it up and coach if you truly love the game as much as he obviously does. Also, he may be getting some local fare there. More and more Japanese dudes have giving up on girlfriends / wives / trying to date. Can you imagine the kind of Japanese ass you can pull if you’re a pro ball player?! Damn.
  10. ‘Running’ implies movement. Action. Necrotizing is the best verb to encapsulate whatever it is the campaign is doing.
  11. Poster is right! Why is she allowed to post shit like this when AOC wouldn’t get away with. Well I say do AOC! Do it to really stick it to MAGA. And ANna, don’t let AOC one up you! I bet you have a wayyy better body than her. But there’s really only one way for us to know! Put AOC in her place.
  12. His lisp is getting more and more noticeable…..
  13. Did Seattle play in Japan back at the beginning of the season? They seem to always be a game or 2 ahead of us in total games played.
  14. This was about betting? Idk about you but my neck hurts for some reason.
  15. Huuuh! He can talk. [He can talk] He can talk! I can singgggg!!!!!!
  16. I can’t read / I had some beers….. I read it as Siberia. Even my drunk ass brain couldn’t fathom another random Country being blamed. I thought that surly they’re saying Siberia that’s in Russia.
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