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Dnaguy

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  1. Yep. You got hurk-a-lurked…. And probably a hurk-a-spurt as well.
  2. But I ask you this question sir: Is it the one who moans in blindness, or the one who watches in silence, who becomes the true sick fuck?
  3. He got about a foot too close. Best not toe the line when dealing with such a dangerous animal.
  4. Too bad they ended up going to Baylor.
  5. Was there a single cup involved? Asking for a friend.
  6. Did you ever tell him of your plan? Gift exchanges from now on…..
  7. Cant you read? They are milking their cows AND waking up at 4 am to do it! And no white folks will do it! Can you believe it? A farmer that wakes up before dawn. And has to milk their own cows?! What has the world come to!
  8. Well at least he learned his lesson and regrets….. These people aren’t worth saving. I know democrats need their vote to win and all, but I have no respect or remorse for them. Their pain is deserved. Their penance is self inflicted. They are the Egyptians suffering the 10 plagues because they follow the wrong god. I will celebrate their misfortune on my MAGA Seder plate on the anniversary of Dotards death whenever that glorious day arrives.
  9. Shouldn’t the follow up question be: Mr. President what is 2 plus 2?
  10. If TCU wins the tournament they won’t host? Idk. That would seem pretty weak sauce.
  11. 1.) Ball moss. I know it’s not killing my oaks… but it sure does look like it sometimes. Cant wait until the brutal heat of July / August when I’m allowed to trim branches b/c I’m too poor to afford tree trimming. 2.) Tree trimming quotes.
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    Getting old sucks

    I thought OnlyFans was OlderFans already….
  13. Donald Trump is the embodiment of everything that is wrong with American society. You couldn’t craft a better character to represent the societal equivalent of Type II diabetes in literature than this man. Having him become president to drive the nail in our country’s coffin is almost too on the nose and reason #eleventy billion that we’re in a simulation.
  14. Catcher was even surprised by the call.
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    2025 NCAA Baseball

    Who ended up winning the football game?
  16. 1.) rest 2.) Tape review 3.) Inferior competition in regionals Hope all three help our guys figure out their hitting issues because this has been a theme from pretty much the end of April.
  17. From Wikipedia: Grew up in Norman. Went to school in Stillwater. Talks like TxAgs. No thanks.
  18. I’ll take the ‘win’ but ACB really just recused herself because she can’t be on the record going against her owners while having enough of a shred of conscience to not want to be the deciding death blow to the establishment clause. This will be the last time MAGA flirts with lady judges on the big bench IMO. Their womenly hysterical nature lends itself to brief moments of self reflection that gets in the way of the rights goal of wonton cruelty in every ruling.
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