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Dnaguy

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    Getting old sucks

    Just think of the new market you just unleashed for Flexseal….. Flexseal Bandaids! The most trusted name in wound care, Johnson and Johnson’s bandaid ,now has the incredible stopping power of Flexseal! “I’d be crazy to try to stop the bleeding of a GSW to the chest! But with the new Flexseal bandaids, I can cover up the wound in a matter of seconds!’ [Doctor slaps bagged ER patient in the chest with a flesh colored Flexseal bandaid] **These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. Flexseal bandaid does not stop internal bleeding. Please consult a physician or medical professional
  2. Hey now. Don’t impure the man by calling him a liar. Maybe he’s just drunk AND stupid. ”Look. We’re two things!”
  3. I thought I was the only one! The grocery store is my escape to be with my thoughts, drink a beer, and shop for the week. I stopped taking the kids as much now that they’re older. But I loved when they were toddlers and you could quiz them on colors or animals or just talk to them. Now it’s kind of a beating taking them bc all they do is ask for junk food and fight with one another. Nope, give me a cold draft beer when I walk in and I’m happy to kill a hr + taking a stroll through H-E-B and getting centered. Peeping hot moms is also a nice bonus.
  4. @Scholz Tryin to aura farm with chopped 6-7 memes? No rizz. Total cringe
  5. What’s even more depressing is: A.) voters won’t notice B.) The situation will get bad c.) The media will blame the CPB d.) The dems will be blamed bc they created the CPB
  6. The French Revolution reminds me of the opening credits of Monty python and the holy grail …. Just with a headier premise
  7. I guess there’s only one way to find out ….
  8. Delete post. Ban user
  9. yeah I know it’s AI but I still dig The Professor and his shtick. His Art Official Soul Vol 1 & 2 albums are a fun listen.
  10. When he said that he’s was the only who could fix it… he sure is shit was right. The shit is fixed.
  11. @immamac I vote to rename this thread: The Athletic, Sark, & NFL Jobs: Cheddar biscuits for thee or me?
  12. Miss state shouldn’t pass for the rest of the game. We can’t stop their run and our offense is dogshit so why would they do anything more?
  13. Hear me out man. The MAGA judges rule correctly on this one only because they’re the ones buying the puts. Corruption judo.
  14. I know it’s stupid to ask, but here it goes: How can he just build monuments and modify the WH without congressional approval and appropriations?! There. I screamed into the ether for the 1,089,326th time during his presidency…..
  15. The sellers have already been blasted in the ass by tariffs. The cost has already been realized. Selling the rights to $ that may or may not materialize is ‘free money’ that can go to help offset the ass blasting they just took And if you’re buying the rights at a fraction of the cost (pennies on the dollar) of the payout, then that’s a pretty decent payout to risk ratio IMO. But a lot more risk than say if Biden (or any dem for that matter) had imposed tariffs. The Calvin ball court makes the this play a lot cheaper bc there’s some real risk the Supreme Court just rubber stamps this admin no matter what. It’s the whole idea of debt collection agencies…. Which is so fitting considering this was all caused by a man who’s gone bankrupt multiple times and never paid his bills.
  16. Considering UT has committed to providing the $ for the capping of 35 as part of the TXDOT I35 expansion and lowering, moving of the stadium moo.
  17. Colombian wife you say?…. ….white with American parents?
  18. If Gavin or JD wants to be Prez…. If we ever do get a new one or are allowed to vote for a new one again… this is the way. Want to come off like a true alpha? Want the dem brand to matter and not be seen as feckless, weak, racial identity / alphabet soup driven elitists? Have the LA or Chicago PD arrest ICE officers. New motto of the dems: Let’em hang. That shit works on so many levels that just me typing it gave Chuck Schumer a cold shiver down his spine and he immediately called a republican to capitulate something… even if it was just his lunch order for their next meeting.
  19. People were up in arms about the government overreach in the 90’s because the government was going after white people. Ruby Ridge, Waco, etc. And because the 90’s are back in fashion, the government going after January 6th rioters stoked that same white grievance outrage. America has always been ok when the government militarizes its persecution of black and brown people. They consistently vote for it, approve of it, celebrate it, romanticize it, and demand it.
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