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Now that I have a far more corporate job, I can't wait... welllllllll.......really I absolutely HAVE to use 'with all due respect' before saying ridiculous put down comments to collegues. I feel as if half the meetings I'm in are some sort of absurdist theater. I might as well add to the meetings' rizz, no? Did I just do a GenZ? As a millennial, I feel like I just did a GenZ.

Laura has a point. Trump has also used the n-word more times than Kamala. And what's blacker than callin' other blacks the n-wrod? Checkmate. QED

Hopefully his comments helped provide at least one more black job.

Unless he's got Oklahoma Osage $, he's got nothing on Joe Rogan's Spotify haul. The fact that this man has succeeded at life makes me question if America is really worth it. This dude has the political experience of a strip club bathroom attendant, the curiosity of a coma-induced brain dead hospital patient, and the entitlement of a Goldman Sachs banker.

Johny Johnson's Johnson was ginormous? Jesus. I'm jealous. I bet he was juicing, though.

This man makes more money than everyone on this message board.... combined. He is seen as some sort of authority figure and a gatekeeper to a generation of men. There is no god. Nothing matters.

This hits close to home. I worked at a place once that had a dude name William Bills. Everyone called him Bill Bills. That was super weird.

In 2000-2001 I worked in the dining area at a 'retirement facility.' It was an old folks home.... but nicesr-ish......for early 2000 middle class folks who feel bad for putting their father or mother in a home. It had carpeted hallways and less rape... I assume. I made a sweet $7/hr which was an upgrade from my previous GattiTown minimum wage of $5.25. This sounds like the ramblings of the residents who you just nodded to while serving breakfast, lunch, or dinner. This is the shit my buddies and I would laugh and joke about in the kitchen while washing dishes. The only difference is that it's wrapped in a shit suit with lots of folks listening. Still the same kind of nonsense. Talk about triggering and bringing back memories. I met some badasses who fought in WW2 and Korea who had some stories man. Guys who spent their lives in Pittsburgh foundries making I-beams that later lost their legs to the 'diabetus'. Women who still dressed immaculately and carried themselves with an air of elegance even when their Parkinson's wreaked havoc on their nervous system. This joker, however, was the racist dude who'd be noodlin' the batshit crazy woman that wasn't allowed to take bananas back to her room b/c the nurses kept catching her going to town on her dried up nether regions when the doors shut. He'd probably be riddled with 8th degree herpes and super syphilis.

Trump is truly is all the worst qualities in a human being wrapped in an ill fitting suit.

That’s the same person?

I was 4 so I can’t comment on what the election was about, but all I know of the 1988 election was 1.) The Willy Horgan ad, 2.) Kitty Dukakis rape/murder debate question 3.) Dukakis riding in a tank and 4.) Bush promising no new taxes. I just read Duakis actual response to that crazy question and I can’t see how that was a bad answer.

That does it. Im never going to participate in a triathlon in protest and solidarity with these guys. You are all welcome for my selfless protest and sacrifice.

The Venn diagram of super drunk married sex and judo has considerably more overlap when put this way than I initially thought.

Not even 50-50? Not the silver lining I was looking for.

Why our pitchers keep listening to this Tommy John fellow who keeps giving them surgery is beyond me.

Exactly. They really need to make sure no one actually knows their policies.

It’s a sad day in every man’s life when your Pipi stops working for you.

The best people….

Stupid question, but if Vance doesn’t quit can they just do that?

If the US can turn a blind eye to kindergarteners and elementary students mutilated by, who’ve bled out, and died by the business end of an AR-15, is it no surprise that it gives no fucks about a presidential assassination attempt? This is the world you’ve chosen to live in Republicans,

This seems like it goes here?

This. But if he was actually shot then the other Trump absolutism would apply. We have our best chance to outlaw assault weapons due to the fact that everything he touches turns to shit.

Karens for Kamala! [Movie trailer voice] We want to talk to democracy’s manager…. [/voice]