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Dnaguy

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  1. Gotcha. It feels true, though. And I am here for it.
  2. Real talk. Where did the couch meme come from? It’s so ridiculous, yet exposes a fundamental truth that Vance does look like someone who would fuck a couch. The left just meme-ified the trump nickname schtick.
  3. Da fuq? People are weird / polling still broken. 1) In no way do I believe Kamala Harris has less black voter support than Biden. And B. Latinos #’s look borked. Ain’t no way Kamala es muy bueno y Biden es muy malo to that extent. And thirdly, dumb whites have far more racism to offer than this poll indicates.
  4. Ya know, it’s sad that Pierce Morgan has such a low appreciation for all flavors of fascism. Where is the respect for Italian, Spanish, or Portuguese fascism? Huh? Why must he always go with Hitler. Europe is more than one kind fascism. And considering how America is a melting pot of cultures and ideas, just think about what kind of fascism we could achieve? We can be that shining city on a hill that uses our democratically elected officials to approve our exclusion of rights, remove unwanted citizens, and prevents the huddled masses from coming ashore. Our system of justice can rightly strip the undesired aspects of society of their ability to speak, vote, or assemble. It’s guns for all, money for the few, and Trump as the only one!
  5. This is the real deal. None of that high fructose corn syrup racism you see now-a-days. This shit’s the cane syrup Mexican Coke style racism.
  6. Dnaguy

    Shit My Kid Says

    Let me see... OMG there's a big crack right down the middle! Dad fail on my part there.
  7. He’s a convict just like them? He created all the Black jobs? And he’s going to shut down the border to prevent all the unskilled labor from stealing black jobs. A true triple threat. How can Kamala compete?
  8. Facts don’t matter anymore. How does no one get this? A democrat could have record oil production, reduce the deficit, reduce crime to record levels, and propose the most draconian boarder security measure ever….. and it wouldn’t make a shit. Because yeah…..
  9. I can almost see it That dream you’re dreaming But there's a voice inside my head saying We'll never reach it Every step they’re taking Every move they make feels Lost with no direction My faith is shaking But they, they gotta keep trying Gotta keep my head held high There's always gonna be another mountain I'm always gonna wanna make it move Always gonna be an uphill battle Sometimes I'm gonna have to lose Ain't about how fast I get there Ain't about what's waiting on the other side It's the climb
  10. The Leroy Jenkins strategy in which you take no outside input to inform your decisions. Bold, maybe. Stupid, yes. Losing strategy. We’ll see? [probably though]
  11. I don’t get to vent very much about shit like this, so I’m shooting my shot. If it’s not just the ‘Do you want to….” Or the ‘We should…’ bullshit, I get the emoji text out of no where with just the item she wants OR it’s the interruption on whatever task I’m engaged in with a ‘I need your help with ….’ No matter what I’m engaged in. My favorite most recent example is reaching the towels in the linen cabinet next to the office area I was working at. Im obvious working. I get a ‘I need your help putting the towels away’. I ask ‘With what?’ Her: Putting the towels away. Me: Why do you need help with that. Her: I can’t reach the top shelf. Me: Is the kids’ stool right next to your feet broken? Her: [daggers] I mean, I know what I asked was kind of shittily put. But seriously. I don’t ask my wife to do any task. Like anything. If she isn’t cooking and it close to dinner time, I make dinner. Dishes? I load them and unload them. Go to the grocery store. Me. Fix shit. Me. Wash my clothes, me. Wash her clothes and put them away if her shit is mingled in mine? Me. If she does clothes, it’s always “I need you to put your clothes away.” I don’t know if my wife can ask a simple question. All her ‘questions’ are actually statements. And anytime I ask her to stop giving commands, it’s always devolves into me being controlling or ‘too sensitive’. That severance procedure from the Appletv+ show Severance looks more appealing everyday.
  12. The one thing about MAGA that has an iota of validity is that the people in power don’t give a shit about normal people. What I can’t understand is how they think the left controls things and the cabal at the top is a bunch of monied Jew leftists. I know rich people. I’ve met wealthy folks. They’re mostly (I say mostly bc my circle has mostly been in Texas) right wing people who want taxes low and could give a shit about anything else. The 2 billionaire Christian nationalists in west Texas aren’t the norm in my experience. What I can’t understand is guys like this who are so out of touch and yet so basic in the eyes of the true power brokers of their party that somehow feel emboldened or ‘in the know’
  13. ‘Do you want to…’ and it’s close cousin ‘We need to….’ Love it. Absolutely love it. This morning: ’Do you want to get the car seats out of my car?’ Me: Why would I want to? Her: I’m going to leave it at work when I take the girls on our trip. Me: ok…. Well I wasn’t planning on that and I’m dressed for work already. I guess I WILL take the car seats out given the information that you just told me and was not given before…… Her: Why are you talking to me like that? I just asked you to take out the cars seats. It’s a simple thing. Me: Ummmm. You didn’t ask me to take out the car seats. You asked me if I want to. Her: You can’t dictate how I talk. Me: I’m stating a fact. Her: Stop gaslighting me. Me: Ok then. I’ll take the car seats out and see you when I get home….. Bye. [In my car] 🤬 The night before…… Her: Now that you have your new job, we need to save more money. I’m not comfortable with our savings account. Me: Ok. And by ‘We’ you mean ‘Me’? Her: I didn’t say that. Me: Ok. How much were you planning to put aside per paycheck? Her: [Silence] Me: Ok I have to clean the shed…..
  14. Prosecutor vs Felon east vs west White vs black Women vs Man Immigrant parents vs Rich slumlord parents Reality TV vs Government worker Lots of contrasts.
  15. Rich white folks who want no regulations or taxes so they can continue to plunder….. unless the regulation means they can make more $ or exploit a loop hole to increase their plunder. Ive never met a libertarian who turned down a law or regulation that makes them $. I always get a kick out of libertarian master plumbers….
  16. I think this is a flaw that isn’t talked about enough. One thing that is always present in politics is that character, story, and brand have to be right for the time and place. When Joe was elected, Roe was still law. He was in a sense, the foil / rational version of old white guy. That worked when the world was in tumult. Now we have a court stripping away long held standards and rights. We have women losing their freedoms by the day and dying bc of it. The opposition is calling for the fundamental restructuring of our democratic system with judges that will rubber stamp it. Corruption has been codified. This is not his moment anymore. He’s done his patriotic duty by beating trump during Covid. Pass the torch man. Understand that while you got America off the mat, you’re not going to be able to beat Trump 2.0. I feel as if we’re seeing something of shitty reverse melding of Rocky, Rocky II, Ricky 3, and Rocky 5….where Rocky (an already retired boxer a la Rocky 5) beat Apollo in their first match and then Apollo is trained by Clubber Lang to improve his fight style and fight Rocky in a rematch (a la Rocky 2) in which Rocky is dealing with brain injuries (Rocky 5). I think this is why we’re in an AI LLM simulation hellscape. Everything that is new is just a garbled retelling of past events. It feels familiar and new… actually the term should be ‘knew’ both new and old all at once…..a sort of dream like quality due to our brains inability to completely decode the information it’s being fed.
  17. Florida seems like a black box in this election to me. Abortion? 78 and 81 isn’t really that old to them. Cognitive decline? They can’t remember what Joe was like anyway. A felon is running? I mean this is Florida. Who doesn’t have at least a couple felonies. The handicap shit talk we all grimaced at during the debate, however, might be the deciding factor.
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