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Dnaguy

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  1. Obviously The leftists at CNN that control advertising were all murdered by illegal jihadists driving EV’s. Their true American replacements from real America know the truth and made sure the public were given the word of Q
  2. Whatever happened to Sci-fi horror. Make movies great again!
  3. DNAguy has identified Sydney Sweeney as one of his targets for a side piece. It will take a lot to land a hottie like her, who will still be the hottest woman in the world in 2026, but she would bring her big tits and solve the current marriage dry spell problem.
  4. This. What is this amateur hour?!
  5. Hey… where did those titties go? I want more of those Tennessee girls with them big ole jugs
  6. If you can pair that with the image of the Oiler girl then getting it stuck in your head is the gift that keeps on giving
  7. Not even the same argument or subject but the specious talk of England / British / revolution always makes me think of this Simpsons scene.
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    Shit My Kid Says

    More fun: DNAkid: my stomach hurts and I have diarrhea Me: oh how do you know? DNAkid: I looked at it and it was squishy poop Me: oh DNAkid: Can I roll down the window? me: ummm why? DNAkid: are they locked? Me: actually, yes. It looks like it DNAkid: Why? Because you’re a bad dad?
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    Shit My Kid Says

    DNAyoungest in the car while in her booster: Daddy I just farted and it went up my privates. Me: Oh Her: it kind of made them burn a little Me: Oh 🤦🏼‍♂️
  10. You usually don’t see schools with ramparts. Very cool indeed.
  11. IDK how you did it, but this makes me at least tiny inclining more sympathetic to Nazi sympathizers. [Hear me out!] A least they had some sort of an excuse? I mean a pretty prosperous / industrious / militaristic society was completely in the shitter. MAGA doesn’t have anything other than the idiot box feeding them lies, their own personal squandered life head start, and their laziness in not fact checking anything they hear with reality. They haven’t yet approached the level of depravity as the Nazis (thank god), but one had to think it’s only because they’re so dumb and not for a lack of motive.
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