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Dnaguy

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  1. Who could have ever imagined that money = speech would have led to this? A result that no one could have foreseen.
  2. According to Forbes, there are ~2550 billionaires in the world. That makes up… does math…. 0.000000311% of the population. And they control roughly 3.3% of all individual wealth in the world. Thats crazy.
  3. Such a target rich environment with a.) daughter b.) 17 yo daughter at that c.) volleyball daughter and the mental image that brings up d.) whacking off dudes talk e.) aggy hating volleyball daughter who talks of whacking off dudes and f.) wife too? To honor of the upcoming Passover holiday, I am skipping over this post as to not somehow bring plague upon my posts. Let he who has broken no rule, post the first reply.
  4. I make them laugh by taking my boxers off.
  5. John Oliver has American citizenship now.
  6. Bill Maher such a self important pompous liberal hypocrite that he doesn’t realize how much MAGA believes he’s a self important pompous liberal hypocrite that represents all of the left. What a fucking d bag.
  7. Guilded Age? Age of Entitlement? Age of Enblightenment?
  8. Just think of all the savings and efficiencies they were able to realize when they went from 5 kids down to 4? /Doge
  9. Well…. Did you?
  10. Lord knows it wasn’t the D. I kid, I kid. Real talk, though. Early in my relationship with now wife. Setting: Morning after a night of epic boning. And by epic I mean > 1 sexual positions. Eat your heart out Johnny Sins. Me: [gets the of shower] DNAgal: You know, you feel a lot bigger than you look.
  11. A lot of my anxiety is wrapped up in whether I am truly a good husband and father. There’s so much out there that makes you feel as if no matter what you do that you’re failing. Better vacations than you take, other kids doing better in school than yours, and couples who seem to be get along better. But then things like this come along to remind you that in reality, there’s far more pieces of shit out there who are failing / failed so much harder than you. Thanks for the mental health boost!
  12. They’re buying baseball teams and college football AD departments.
  13. Very cool. Thanks. I learned something. Nothing quite says America more than bastardizing someone else’s language when naming something. But let’s be honest, from a marketing standpoint calling them kolaches rather than klobasnek was the right move.
  14. I refuse to believe anyone is actually having buyers remorse in regards to Trump….. at all. His voters are too dumb to pay attention and the ones that do are craven enough to enjoy the suffering. No one who’s been fired by the current administration blames Trump. They rationalize it by blaming others / underlings. As dumb as Trump is a a human, or leader, or business man for that matter, he knows what the majority of want. A show. He’s just narcissistic to the level that he and his buddies believe they’re all player 1 in life . The story is full of enemies, turmoil, conflict, and pain, And boy is he giving the people what they want.
  15. As a man, The answer you’re all looking for is either: Pens Plastic HEB bags And at least one tool you borrowed once and never gave back. Or a combination of all of them. Anything else is just shit your wife bought / buys that she didn’t / doesn’t consult you about.
  16. Not to get all CR here but this is what makes America great IMO. Shit like this. And the Boudin Kolache, Chicken Fried steak, and Nortaño and Zydeco music. Stuff that’s totally bastardized due to a bunch of different people or cultures being thrown close to one another. Texas Kolaches are a bastardized version of a Czech sweet bread breakfast / desert. We put sausages in it first to make it Texan. Then bc of an influx of Cajuns in east Texas they figured why not use Boudin? Cajun food is a super bastardized version of French food. So the Boudin Kolache is like a 6th level of crazy cultural mixups. Chicken fried steak is a poor german immigrant’s take on Schnitzel when given a relatively shitty cut of steak. And Zydeco / Nortaño music has Accordions b/c Central European / German immigrants brought that shit over to Texas and it spread both east and south to get appropriated (it’s not always a Bad thing….) into two very recognizable but different types of music. The Black Jeep owners Facebook group is just an extension of stuff like. It’s the white guy with a black jeep at a cook out full of black folks who own Jeeps.
  17. How about the one in Vegas and the state of Louisiana?
  18. The real issue isn’t this. It’s that the dems would have to go out there and advocate for a clean CR…. Which they dont have the confidence in being able to out message Trump on. And they’re likely right that he’ll blame them and his army of idiots will likely agree with him. I don’t agree with this. I think if the Dems had spine they’d let him sink the ship. Now. You have to fight fire with fire. Waiting on for the big beautiful bill is a mistake IMO. Sink the economy now when his tariffs are already killing it. Then he gets the stink. The republicans will pass their tax bill. And Dems will be flat footed telling regular folks their $100 rebates aren’t that good. People will want more but thank Trump for the tax cuts bc it’s $ to help the increasing costs they keep seeing.
  19. What is Samsung going to do with their current fabrication plant in Austin? Is that staying / still going to operational?
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