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Dnaguy

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  1. Im not an animal. I didn’t break the Lawson. But I am a sucker for accents
  2. If you would have seen the legs on it though….. They don’t call it a sextional for nothing. /JD
  3. Bratty Sis, Sis Loves Me, My Family Pies, or Step Siblings Caught?
  4. If there was a god, he’d be dead already. Just sayin.
  5. Now that’s a profile photo
  6. There’s not a snowball’s chance in hell …..
  7. So was gravity.
  8. The Baltimore fans got shafted if you ask me..
  9. Not my most embarrassing… but it was her’s. I met a Turkish chick in a New York Starbucks. I was somehow full of confidence on vacation and just walked up to this gorgeous girl and got her number. IDK how but it worked. She’s studying acting. After chatting her up for about a month I come back to visit. First night it’s go time. She Turkish but not religious. But Muslim shit is culturally apt. We take a shower to clean up. Now I’m going to show off. I go down on her. Oh and it’s cold outside btw. Heater’s on. Dry air. That’s important i catch a nose bleed while doing my best counterclockwise swirl. Oh shit. I’m embarrassed I have to stop and get a tissue. when I stop mid cunnilingus, She pops her head up to see why the action stopped. Oh man the look on her face when she thought the blood on my face was … well…. Hers. Any embarrassment I had was quickly overshadowed. Took a while to get her engine going again bc of it. She was white as a sheet Damn. That was a fun weekend. Well all except the part watching Blake Gideon drop that easy int that would have won us the game. That 2008 Tech game is such a high and such a low of my life man. Weekend of amazing boning with an exotic hottie who was totally into me…. But that loss. No free lunches people.
  10. https://www.nytimes.com/2025/03/06/us/texas-lottery-system-investigation.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare&sgrp=c&pvid=06724310-3E2C-4610-9E30-336E1426C639
  11. I actually like to think of him as the first Doge firing .
  12. Imagine you make 100,000k/ year. Now, you spend roughly $155,000/year. Ahhh. You have to borrow the difference. Your wife gets mad at you. So to make her happy you comb through your finances. Boom. You found it. You come to her and offer to cut the ~$1.32 you tip on ONE cup of coffee / year. Then you go and tweet about it like you’re a genius. Americans are so fucking number illiterate. The US budget is so big that millions of dollars = the change in your couch to you and me. These aren’t serious people.
  13. Is that the front or back?
  14. Those experiments aren't making transgender mice though. I mean, I know we live in a world where the truth doesn’t matter and ‘fact’ has no meaning. Just the dumbest people.
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