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Trumps War on Everything
Gulf of WHAT?!?!
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The Trump Economy
Should I shooping at the Dollar [insert name here], instead?
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The Trump Economy
‘Rich’ is doing a lot of work there. Ive been shooing at Dollar [insert name here] for a while now. In fairness, birthday cards, wrapping paper, gift bags are like $1-2 which is reasonable vs $5-$7 at HEB or Walmart. Thats some real coin considering all the f’n birthday parties my kids go to. Fucking highway robbery, man.
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Trump’s America
- Trumps War on Everything
Nice try democrats. You don’t know if they were telepathic- Matt Campbell is a little bitch-made pussy
Is state college an upgrade over Aimes?! Does Penn State have an easier path to the playoffs than Iowa state?- Trump’s America
The footprint is grotesque. The whole thing is grotesque. This President and MAGA is grotesque. But in a way we deserve this. We should have this eyesore forever to remind us of the abject failure that is this President and Presidency. We don’t reckon with slavery and Native American genocide because there’s nothing ‘lasting’ showing its horrors. No mirror to our face. Hell we have statues of the guys who did the enslaving and lost fighting a war to preserve the slavin’. Maybe this ballroom can be the anti-civil war statue for us so that we may heal.- James Comey is my Homie
What a totally normal endorsement for degreed and licensed professions: We believe the surgeon in this case, Lindsey Halligan, is not only extremely qualified…but she was in fact legally allowed to practice in the state…. We believe the bridge engineer in this case, Lindsey Halligan, is not only extremely qualified…but she was in fact legally licensed to design in the state….- What’s Your Preferred Playoff Format?
14 teams in ‘playoffs’ Top 2 ranked conference champions get a bye Next highest ranked conference champion and 5 highest ranked teams get to host a playoff game. And finally one last team is given a playoff spot due to rankings Then each P4 league hosts a play in game. If Notre Dame is ranked higher than the ACC champion or League runner up, then they must play in the ACC championship game. Seeds: Bye 1.) tOSU - Bye 2.) Georgia - Bye Host 3.) Indiana 4.) Tech (last conf champ auto bid) 5.) Oregon 6.) Ole Miss 7.) A&M 8.) Oklahoma Makes playoff but doesn’t host: 9.) Alabama 10.- 14 raked and seeded after the following games: Big12 Play in: BYU vs Utah Big10 Play in: Michigan vs. USC SEC Play in: Texas vs. Vandy ACC Play in: Notre Dame vs. Virginia Last spot goes to G5 highest ranked champ so needlessly complicated that you have to love it- Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
- Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
The answer to a system that has an opaque playoff selection model and meaningless bowl games for the excluded is to ….. wait a second….. is to turn conference championships to meaningless exhibition bowl games for the already included and to expand the still flawed playoff selection model further to try to get more excluded teams into the playoffs- Trump’s America
America elected a conman and … checks notes…. Got conned. Who could have seen that coming?!- The Trump Economy
It’s like dropping your Costco membership when they sue for a tariff rebate- Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Each conference needs to evaluate their CCG and make it a conference play in game. If that happens to be your championship game, great…. Looking at you G5. But what about ACC? Do they have Virginia play Miami for their play in? Or do they rest Virginia as the champion and allow Miami to play Gtech or something to boost resume? Somewhat of a river boat gambling situation. Oh the intrigue! What I imagine a conference could do was give the highest finishing team in the conference the option play in the game. They can pass and then the option goes down the line. Another intrigue as what if a team that will assuredly make the playoffs chooses the extra game to improve their seed which fucks over someone who COULD have played for a chance?! More fuckery! More intrigue! It would be pretty cool to get to whoop that smug ass Pavia again for an SEC play in game. If we adopted something like the play in game For P4 This week would likely be something like: ACC: Virginia vs. Miami or Miami Vs Georgia Tech (Eh to very eh but better than Smart kids vs the rich smart kids bowl) Big12: BYU vs Utah (Morman Massacre 2, electric boogaloo) Big 10: Michigan vs. USC (rose bowl light) SEC: Texas vs Vandy (Manning v. the fight in’ Stacy’s mom has got it going on) Now that’s some fucking juice.- Trumps War on Everything
Did anyone check the flight logs?- Trump’s America
Correction: his 3rd term will be an iron fistula.- Trump’s America
Crime and full blown AIDS were not rad…. But ecstasy and the arrival of dick pills were pretty nice developments. Cost of said dick pills not so much. 3/5 stars. Would bang again.- Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
If they recovered the onside kick their Win % jumps to like ~20% according to Skynet Ball on the 48, 33 seconds, no TO’s and down 3 is like ~30-40% chance to get to OT. None of that factors in momentum and Vandy had all the Mo by then. We were holding on for dear life as our defense went full on Pete’s Peace Out Prevent mode ….- News stories that remind you of Surly
- Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
This is a lot of hate for a post that I felt was not that controversial. I mean, I’m not going to argue that we werent fucked big time by the refs in damn near all our games… especially Vandy. But we totally almost lost that Vandy game. The Vandy dude had his hands on the ball during that onside kick. I didn’t make that shit up. Does anyone believe we stop them in OT in that game? And speaking of OT, we totally needed some super unlikely shit to go done to beat world beaters …checks notes…. Mississippi State and Kentucky. So I watched our games. Our line sucks. We don’t have a run game. We overachieved and beat all our rivals. Awesome. Beating A&M, OU, and piggy in the same season is a success. We were hosed last year the same way we were this year in regards to shitty SEC refs AND were beyond hosed the year before that in our final Big12 season. The two previous teams made the playoffs. This year’s team is worse. Full stop. And anyone objective can’t argue the opposite with a straight face. I guess we could catch lighting and make a little run in the playoffs, but this team is not close to championship caliber like our last two. Those teams could have won National Championships with better coaching. Sorry Sark. I bitch plenty about this team, but I don’t see how my post is some sort of surly malpractice.- Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
100%. We were just shy of a 6-6 season when you consider we were the beneficiary of a 3 4th quarter miracles in our favor. 2 collapses by inferior opponents on the road and 1 epic collapse by us that only fizzled out because we fumbled the onside kick out of bounds. I disagree with the idea of you are what your record says you are. We are lucky to be be 9-3. Let’s use this as a building block, play a meaningless practice game in warm weather, and get some reps for the young guys we want to keep them hit the portal like there’s no tomorrow.- Trump’s America
Experience tells me that there are no fluff pieces at all. She waxes.- The Trump Economy
- Trump’s America
- I for one welcome our new AI overlords
Charles GPT 2 “did not contain a single drop of blood; his heart was the size of a peppercorn; his lungs corroded; his intestines rotten and gangrenous; he had a single testicle, black as coal, and his head was full of water. - Trumps War on Everything
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