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Dnaguy

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  1. I’ll believe polling favoring democrats in the Trump era when Sydney Sweeney gives me the most epic and sloppiest of bj’s while I get to fondle her perfect tits….
  2. I’ll tell you my wristband color if you tell me yours……
  3. A.) This is an objectively well written article B.) Gooners are much more of a fascinating subject than incels. Incels have given up, but still harbor resentment and are vindictive. This gooning shit is like some sort of techno-masturbatory nihilistic Buddhism or something. It’s like all the wires that make up the male human id are all crisscrossed into a spaghetti bowl of sadness served in a buddy curated experience in your tricked out beat-off dungeon.
  4. You’re no fun ChatGPT when you distill it to one sentence. The true understanding comes from the journey that you take by reading the entire article. Well, that or your complete loss of faith in humanity…more so.
  5. https://harpers.org/archive/2025/11/the-goon-squad-daniel-kolitz-porn-masturbation-loneliness/ I couldn’t figure out if this was a Cloakroom topic or daily Texan topic…. But I think that this speaks to larger themes and critiques on American society while also being well written, ridiculous, hilarious, sad, frightening, surreal, and a complete train wreck. IDK if the DT is the place for it. But holy sh*t has this article become a point of conversation within my friend group. It’s too long to copy and paste, but you should be able to just follow the link and read. Enjoy at your own risk?
  6. This. Outside of any real reform of Congress, reforming the filibuster is kind of a nothing burger. The whole idea of the Senate is really antiquated IMO. Once they went to popularly elected senators it just became House -1.0 that favors smaller states vs. a true upper chamber with equal representation for each state. Maybe if we went back to the old version people would give a shit more on state races? Ahhh who am I kidding. People want to be ruled by kleptocrats and authoritarians because they’d rather goon themselves into oblivion, watch the real housewives, or distract themselves with sports than pay attention or take any responsibility. This way they can bitch and have the smug sense of be right about the system being rigged. It’s more troubling to know that things are shitty because your decisions made it shitty because of you you voted for.
  7. They got guaranteed SNAP benefits that go to mostly MAGA voters that will never vote for them, blame them for the delay in benefits, praise Trump for saving them, and don’t pay enough attention to realize that Dems were the reason they get to eat.
  8. This kind of thinking… that anger will only be directed at the retiring senators who vote for this is so completely out of touch beltway bullshit. There is no strategy here by dems as a party. I even understand stroked out senators or ones that are in swing states… but 7?! 7 senators breaking ranks. Jesus. People want principled resistance to a madman authoritarian. We’ve got limp dick sycophants more concerned with following polling number that likely can’t even be trusted. It’s liked they’ve lost touch with normal human beings and don’t understand authenticity
  9. Will the US media even cover this?
  10. It’s almost as if the whole ‘fight’ or ‘principled stand’ was really just to win an off year election cycle. I guess they can all pat their backs, and really pulled off a major victory by [checks notes] a Democrat winning the mayorship of New York City…. The myopia of these jackwagons is so unbelievable. I’ll paraphrase RBG and say that the Dem ‘elite’ are throwing away their umbrella during a rain storm b/c they’re dry. Trump and maga are losing because they keep making terrible policy. Let them continue to beat themselves idiots.
  11. Of course. How does one get to be a senator and yet have so little courage, so little backbone, so little intelligence, and so little strategic thinking?
  12. Everyone knows you can’t get them wet after midnight….
  13. You’re Rocket Money’s wet dream
  14. LSU drops what might be a TD on a pass from the 2…. Wow.
  15. Such complete bullshit
  16. Touchback much? Wtf is the SEC mega ship trying to pull there. Thata a Touchback all the way bro! All it has to do is break the plane man
  17. You usually have to pay extra for that
  18. I guess I prematurely shot my wad with that joke on what was supposed to be a dry run if you will. Im afraid I’ve made a mess of this thread.
  19. I bet an analrapist drives that. At least that what The Man Inside Me suggests.
  20. Was @South Austin’s mom running special?
  21. A great outcome anyway slice it
  22. Doner? I hardly knew her! I’ll see myself out….
  23. That’s a hard course.
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