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Dnaguy

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  1. This is a lot of hate for a post that I felt was not that controversial. I mean, I’m not going to argue that we werent fucked big time by the refs in damn near all our games… especially Vandy. But we totally almost lost that Vandy game. The Vandy dude had his hands on the ball during that onside kick. I didn’t make that shit up. Does anyone believe we stop them in OT in that game? And speaking of OT, we totally needed some super unlikely shit to go done to beat world beaters …checks notes…. Mississippi State and Kentucky. So I watched our games. Our line sucks. We don’t have a run game. We overachieved and beat all our rivals. Awesome. Beating A&M, OU, and piggy in the same season is a success. We were hosed last year the same way we were this year in regards to shitty SEC refs AND were beyond hosed the year before that in our final Big12 season. The two previous teams made the playoffs. This year’s team is worse. Full stop. And anyone objective can’t argue the opposite with a straight face. I guess we could catch lighting and make a little run in the playoffs, but this team is not close to championship caliber like our last two. Those teams could have won National Championships with better coaching. Sorry Sark. I bitch plenty about this team, but I don’t see how my post is some sort of surly malpractice.
  2. 100%. We were just shy of a 6-6 season when you consider we were the beneficiary of a 3 4th quarter miracles in our favor. 2 collapses by inferior opponents on the road and 1 epic collapse by us that only fizzled out because we fumbled the onside kick out of bounds. I disagree with the idea of you are what your record says you are. We are lucky to be be 9-3. Let’s use this as a building block, play a meaningless practice game in warm weather, and get some reps for the young guys we want to keep them hit the portal like there’s no tomorrow.
  3. Experience tells me that there are no fluff pieces at all. She waxes.
  4. Dnaguy replied to Derka's topic in Cloak Room
  5. Charles GPT 2 “did not contain a single drop of blood; his heart was the size of a peppercorn; his lungs corroded; his intestines rotten and gangrenous; he had a single testicle, black as coal, and his head was full of water.
  6. Dnaguy replied to Derka's topic in Cloak Room
    Do I get 2% of that settlement as an Executive member?
  7. Blonde and like to get busy. All you need is marriage and to pull the goalie and you’re in solid Mormon wheelhouse territory. Not surprising.
  8. https://247sports.com/article/texas-am-ad-gives-jimbo-fisher-vote-of-confidence-heading-into-2023-season-214765671/ My guess is that the Admiral doesn’t have an agent nearly as good as Jimbo and that the Trump administration isn’t nearly as dumb as aggy (although it seems pretty damn close…..)
  9. @956 Worldwide I’d attribute it more having to chase 9 kids around the house and continue to lay pipe with your 4 wives and / or 4 sets of soft swinging couple-friends. You burn a lot of calories doing that…
  10. How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten Spot in the Caribbean by Providence, impoverished in squalor Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
  11. This may be Sir Ben Kingsley’s most convincing role yet.
  12. I mean, it’s been reported. Regard J Voter in Ohio gives no shits. His Bengals and Joe Cool beat the mighty and struggling Ravens. And THE Ohio state Buckeyes are #1 and going for back to back natties, Baby! All is cool in the world. Well, prices are high…. But I’m sure the President will get those hold outs from Biden’s last 8 years out of the government so that Trump can finally realize his first term mandate.
  13. Spying that midsection she doesn’t seem to shy away from putting stuff in her mouth… I know, I know. I shouldn’t body shame…. A little chub with a great smile and those eyes are very much wheelhouse territory I will, however, intellectually shame her though as my 7 month old puppy coming to from anesthesia and rolling on puppy Vicodin after getting the chop could write a better essay. So adding dumb to the mix makes it a sure thing lock of a wheelhouse situation.
  14. You don’t know Nate Z. Reichman III ?
  15. To be fair though, she’s probably giving him an OTPHJ while leaning in to talk with the fascist. You know, I miss those days when you could vibe with some crazy chick at the bar / club and she’d be pulling on your crank while you also were liberally and drunkenly coping a feel. …..I wish there was a way to know you're in 'the good old days', before you've actually left them. you don’t get that in your 40’s….. Even if you’d try to partake it would be more like
  16. Hey… HEY! I’m trying to eat leftovers and watch football. I mean, have you seen these sick Black Friday and Cyper Monday deals? Also…. /America
  17. They aren’t going to give it up, but there is Zero reason for the CFP to rank these teams before the final rankings. Stop with the Tuesday rankbation throughout the season. Just make int one amazing Gooning session of edging and edging until they finally can’t hold it and then release the 1-12 rankings primetime Tuesday after the conference championship
  18. Crazy that we would have 3 victories over playoff teams …. But not make it. As much as college football needs us, they sure AF like to completely fuck us as much as possible. I’ll say it. We are the most shit on Blue blood… ever. Who even comes close?
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