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aggie08 last won the day on November 6 2024

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  1. Oh man, thank you. I needed that laugh this morning.
  2. I understand why Golden State traded for Jimmy--you can't waste the late prime of the dude who put literal billions into your pockets on a boring, uncompetitive team--but definitely weird seeing a guy set to make $60M accepting his role as essentially a glue guy.
  3. Fast-forward to the 2025 UT/A&M game thread: [Announcers: The Aggies are trying to move the ball here late in this third quarter, trailing by 10. What's this? Is that...is that Ted Cruz running onto the field? Why is he naked? Oh my god. Is he defecating at mid field and spreading it all over his exposed body??] immamac: "Guys, please keep politics out of the conversation."
  4. Aaaaannnnnyyyy day now.
  5. You're going to have to be WAY more specific.
  6. Call me crazy, but if I'm trying to become a superstar in the league--but I'm better known for being a wannabe gangster who has demonstrated a pattern of shit ass gun storage habits more than for anything I've ever done on a basketball court--I'd keep my dorky little finger guns to myself.
  7. All of this. Trump made politics entertainment by turning it into professional wrestling, except somehow even more stupid. And our fame and reality show obsessed culture ate it all up. The two most prominent categories of Trump voters that I know personally are: 1) Well off, burn it down types. Fuck you, got mine. It's all a game to them. 2) People (usually young parents) who I know didn't give a shit about politics 10 years ago beyond their own personal kitchen table issues who now fear their children being taken away from them if they disagree with their hypothetical desire to surgically transition. The crazier the story, the more likely they are to believe it. It's insanity.
  8. Who knew ol' Ronnie was such a commie.
  9. Apparently, that's the only type of show/podcast that still makes money these days.
  10. Odds that Trump audibly giggled to himself when he heard McDonald Islands, picturing the hamburglar chasing around a bunch of sentient french fries?
  11. A country singer doing performative bullshit to throw red meat to his base? No fucking way.
  12. If my wife called the police and accused me of rape, she'd be signing divorce papers the next morning, and I'd do everything in my power to make it known that she's a batshit crazy liar. I wouldn't stay in a relationship with her because I love the drama.
  13. C'mon, man. Whatever you think happened that night, can we at least agree that Chris Beard probably wasn't just watching game film, responding to every annoyance with calm, cool logic and reason? You get upset when women get a "free pass" to be violent to men; well, I get upset when it's assumed that the woman must be the only crazy one in a relationship with a successful man. Dysfunctional relationships are a two way street. He's still with Randi Trew because he's every bit the crazy, basic bitch, drama queen that she is. They've likely had many such nights poking and prodding each other.
  14. If the police are called to break up a domestic disturbance when you're in your fucking 50's, people get to insinuate how big a piece a shit you are for the rest of eternity. Them's the breaks.
  15. I love you, man, but this a ridiculous hill to die on.
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