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aggie08

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  1. This is a truly shocking and unexpected development.
  2. President of the United States: "Charlie Kirk is dead because he can't dodge bullets like Neo like I can."
  3. Excuse us from not gleaning optimism from the dude who was giddy about the number of youths heeding the call of Charlie Kirk's wife to join the fight and seek vengeance. Against whom, why, and to what end?...not important whatsoever.
  4. Can someone put me in contact with ESPN's drug dealer?
  5. If her batshit conspiracies can even temporarily sidetrack the usual band of morons from focusing all of their vitriol on "the radical left" or LGTBQ, then God speed, Candace.
  6. Man, I'd not coach the Penn State Nittany Lions for half that.
  7. We are not a serious country. Our National Guardsmen might not be peak physical specimens and have no business occupying US cities with guns they go plinking with twice a year? You don't say.
  8. The FBI really needs to improve their Sharpie writing on bullets response time.
  9. Even if that's true, an additional 20%--who probably would be bothered by blatant fascism--won't trust a single story, video, or firsthand account that doesn't come from their preferred "news" sources. They could witness it themselves; if there's not a Fox News reporter detailing the events, it didn't happen. Then another 20% who has no fucking idea what's going on ever.
  10. Decoupling yourself from Tua Tagovailoa might be the best career move of all time.
  11. If they hire Bill O'Brien, I'm going to shit myself from laughing so hard.
  12. Baker might be my favorite player to watch right now. I need a shower.
  13. You've been drunk all season?
  14. If not, I think they'd do it for the love of the game.
  15. 5 for 5 was the shit...30 years ago. 3 for 13.95 doesn't have quite the same ring to it.
  16. You know those ratchet straps survived the explosion though.
  17. Wow, that's awfully magnanimous of him to watch the team to which he is gainfully employed play basketball while he is away on rehab. Surprised he's not charging extra.
  18. I think we were well over Page 200 before we were getting YAC analysis in the Ewers thread. Well done, everyone.
  19. Nothing says "we know we're making a smart, well thought out decision" like trying to sneak their firings through on Friday night before a holiday weekend with a whole lot of other shit going on right now.
  20. What the fuck is the point of having a #9 hitter that can't fucking bunt?
  21. Seems like a good time to start a relationship with your currently-on-an-upswing co-star.
  22. She's from Canada though, so you wouldn't know her.
  23. Bill fucking Belichick rummaging through old media contacts to try to find a soft landing as a pregame talking head is quite humorous.
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