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aggie08

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  1. The amount of meat judging going on in this thread even makes me uncomfortable.
  2. Coming soon: Supreme Court to debate the merits of prima nocta.
  3. Gee, if someone can convincingly and seamlessly impersonate you by putting on a mask and being truly deplorable human beings, you'd think that would ring some alarm bells.
  4. I bet her doctor doesn't make her take cognitive tests literally every time she visits.
  5. They could have at least reached out to Mountain Dew to sponsor.
  6. Assuming the Ballmer stuff just stays a funny side story because the NBA is too weak to make Ballmer and Kawhi persona non grata... ...Kawhi's still a lock for the Hall, right? 2 Finals MVPs, 2 DPoY, 6x All-NBA, easily a Top 5 player for a few years there. But mercurial and complicated as fuck. Gotta be, but hard to imagine that it would even be a conversation when he was 27.
  7. God damn. Play that everywhere. On every TV. All the time.
  8. Can we just fast-forward to the West playoffs? Way too early, obviously, but a possible final four of OKC, Houston, Denver, and LAL with Wemby and Ant more than capable of playing spoiler? That doesn't suck.
  9. Smart of Max to qualify far enough back to avoid the carnage when Oscar divebombs Lando on turn 1.
  10. But it could have been antifa or MS-13...knocking on your door...in the morning...in suburban Indiana. Who are we to judge the homeowner's fear?
  11. Exactly this. God, it was so hilarious for about 3.5 years. Then, we all started to realize that there was a decent chance that we were going to reelect these clowns.
  12. In case you needed more proof that the only way to climb the MAGA ranks as a woman is to dress yourself (and later have surgeries to make yourself look) like an affordable escort.
  13. Puts everyone out of a job... ...but job reports can never be released. Touche, Mr. President.
  14. Not every close. People like Mace burn too bright and usually flame out or are otherwise unable to conceal their insanity. You can just laugh at their absurdity. Cruz knows he's full of shit and just plows through every single day, unflinching, unwavering, straight-faced bullshit lie after lie. He enjoys seeing how much he can get away with. He lacks human emotion, it's all a game to him. Your eyes can't possibly roll back into your head far enough every time you see one of his tweets.
  15. We're definitely pondering what the drop dead date is for this to end with enough time to not royally fuck air travel. Our Thanksgiving return fare isn't refundable--and I'm guessing airlines aren't going to do a damn thing to recoup their customers--but how much is our time and frustration worth.
  16. Any chance that Democrats would cave likely (hopefully) ended on Tuesday. So now everyone's just waiting around for Trump to force Congress to abolish the filibuster or for an administration and political party famously known for admitting their mistakes to come back to the table and reach an agreement. My completely baseless guess is something gets done next week, and the GOP tries to wrap in a "we did what we had to do to save your Thanksgiving from those dastardly Democrats" bow. Not exactly non-partisan, but likely pretty accurate.
  17. It's almost like we've created a law enforcement system where you can do whatever the fuck you feel like doing, lie about it, then--even when conflicting evidence exists--face zero repercussions.
  18. Some poorly run, boring ass team needs to give up everything they have for Zion and Ja and create some of the most empty calorie--but entertaining--highlights ever.
  19. Yes, I'm telling you that actual election results are what carry weight. Because duh. Yes, it's a small step. No, it doesn't guarantee anything in a year's time. Yes, it's going to be a long fucking 3 years regardless. (Who is suggesting differently to any of those statements, by the way?). But to play it off as insignificant--ass-kickings across the board, a hard shift left virtually everywhere, all with record turnouts--is pretty naive and bitchy. You don't have to live your life with cunt mode fully engaged at all times, man.
  20. If it doesn't get done by Thanksgiving, Mike Johnson should just seppuku himself. Although that requires the ability to feel shame.
  21. Awesome, I'm in. But, just no be clear, you're not trying to conflate last year's incredibly nervous excitement based on polls and vibes to our positivity about yesterday's real-world ass kicking (however small the scope) are you? Because that would be really dumb. And I know you're not dumb.
  22. You buyin'?
  23. Not in Texas. Never in Texas. And, as I alluded to, it only gets worse. Texas and Florida are the most desirable/affordable havens for us non-Texans' dumbest coworkers and friends to escape the socialism and transgender mutations of blue and purple states.
  24. He did that last September or October I believe. If anything, it helped his campaign.
  25. Damn. It was in full massive explosion mode the millisecond its tail clipped a building. There also looks like a blue arc flash at the moment of first impact.
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