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aggie08

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  1. Like a warm blanket.
  2. Ron Desantis's days as a viable national candidate are deader than dead. He's a nobody.
  3. Uses first ever post to incorrectly use the quote feature. Edits, but doesn't fix it. Uses second post to brag about playing in college and how much "ball" he knows. Fuck, it's going to be a long week for those of us capable of feeling secondhand embarrassment.
  4. Jesus, dude. Swing and a miss.
  5. I think Ja's probably a little butthurt that a half-white, rich boy, player's kid has more street cred than him...a hardcore suburban gangster.
  6. And he texted a winky face to his presumably male cousin. Lame. It should be much easier to make us look dumb, man.
  7. Seriously. The correct response to that commercial was, "Uh, we're not issuing illegal orders, so this is meaningless. Go kick sand. What a colossal waste of time."
  8. Klay's a made man. Sucks his body failed him, and I don't think the Gulf is his ocean of choice, but dude's never been scared to speak his mind.
  9. There's no amount of proof that most of their "news" sources are run--or paid for--by countries with a vested interest in weakening the West that will stop them from using them. They say things that make them feel good about hating the people that they're told to hate. What's more American than that?
  10. So has it been confirmed that Lando was coasting at the end because of the floor, and not fuel? So McLaren sent their drivers out there with floors that the knew would be super marginal by the end of the race? I forget: are floors randomly checked or checked for everyone? The unforced errors, man. Even if Max currently has the fastest car (and it looks like he might), he had no real chance of the WDC going into last night unless something like this happened. Dumb. Just focus on finishing ahead of the Mercedes, get a few podiums, and collect your two massive trophies in two weeks.
  11. Literally the only other time that I've seen him genuinely smile and laugh was the video of him drooling over women with Epstein.
  12. If Max wins out (2 Grand Prixs and a Sprint), Lando finishing 3rd and 4 in the two full races would be enough to give it to Max. Because it would give Max the most wins tiebreaker. Which means it's highly likely that Oscar gets team ordered like a bitch at and some point in the next two weeks. Poetic.
  13. We're sending Russian documents via air drop pamphlets to Venezuela to tell them to bomb Ukraine, but they were delivered to Mexico by mistake. Gosh, pay attention.
  14. That's basically the season though. Without a DNF in one of the next two races and some help in the other one, Lando will be this year's driver's champion.
  15. Max getting told that Lando has been told to chase him down, then immediately reeling off consecutive fastest laps, 1.2 seconds faster than Lando's lap time, is such quintessential Max.
  16. I hate paraphrasing Bill Simmons, but I remember him saying something like, "If you need a good game from CP3 in the playoffs, he'll give you 23 and 9. When you need a great game from him to win...he'll give you 23 and 9."
  17. Real smart, Norris.
  18. The Rubicon between just lying shamelessly until you eventually believe your own lies and living in a completely alternative reality unable to accept anything counter to what you're being told has definitely been crossed. A lot of people currently live in that space. A little scarier when it's the most powerful man in the world who should have access to the most information.
  19. Admittedly, one of the few bright spots over the past year has been watching these podcast parasites flounder and lash out for attention and relevancy. It sure is a whole lot easier to scam the morons when you're in the opposition party. Much harder to create content when you can't rant about Hunter Biden's laptop and the price of eggs for an hour a day.
  20. I'm certain that this will get just as much coverage/mileage as Jussie Smolliet. I'm just sure of it!
  21. Thank you! That was absolutely my first thought when I saw that picture. Somehow more cartoonish than his South Park caricature.
  22. I'm going to need you to stop saying "Candy baby"
  23. Reminded me of Crash bigly. All stereotypes are correct, people are mostly terrible, people who seem good can do bad shit, sometimes terrible people can be kind of good, truly good people usually get fucked, ideology is only as strong as what you personally get out of it (like pussy), no coherent message except shit sucks. Throwing in the heavily deep state funded Antifa hit squad to create anarchy conspiracy seemingly strictly to provide an excuse for an over-the-top finale shootout was quite lazy. The ending with Phoenix stuck living the rest of his miserable life listening to his batshit MIL ramble on about the Clinton crime family or whatever the fuck while boning the help in his bed was pretty satisfying though.
  24. I guess it depends what networks she envisions making the most appearance on.
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