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aggie08

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  1. Iowa v. Iowa State is always like watching two morbidly obese people fuck, but, for some reason, I can't turn away.
  2. If you could just ignore the time that Max purposely crashed into Russell because his feelings were hurt, this season has been so fucking impressive for his image as a maturing great. Pulling polls out of his ass in a mid-pack car, setting track records to be on poll, Lap 1 brilliance when he's not on poll, holding up faster cars cleanly, showing patience and acceptance when it's not his day/year, etc. Ducks.
  3. Some of those dudes 100% served in the military.
  4. I prefer to do the Alfredo.
  5. Johnny Sack would be a fucking god on texags. Deep down, I think he realizes that but is too insecure to acknowledge it.
  6. Jesus. Even President Camacho had the decency to host his monster truck dildo fights off White House grounds.
  7. Except they're not in the same club as Ballmer. Not really. He's worth 6x more than Dan Gilbert, the 2nd wealthiest owner. It would be like me trying to kick you out of my very exclusive club. We'll see.
  8. Y'all arguing with GRUhorn about COVID. Good luck with that.
  9. "Some mistakes and poor decisions were made during an unprecedented pandemic that killed over a million United States citizens, so it's completely understandable why we've turned to the most short-sighted, self-destructive, anti-science, anti-vaccine, anti-health responses imaginable." ...has got to be about the dumbest line of thinking that I can possibly fathom. But that's where we are as a country. Of course it has nothing to do with a political party pumping out conspiratorial nonsense for the better part of a decade.
  10. And these numbers were approved by the dude who attended J6?
  11. Funny how that happens when you appoint clowns.
  12. Has there ever been an America where that isn't the case? He who has the best lawyers makes the rules.
  13. Yeah, Steve Ballmer isn't just a billionaire who wrangled up enough scratch to buy the controlling interest in a sports team. He's the 7th richest man on the planet. To say the NBA is going to approach this with kid gloves is likely an understatement.
  14. Also perfectly reasonable takes. Certainly not here to white knight for Kawhi fucking Leonard. But how fucking stupid/arrogant is Steve Balmer? More the latter I suppose since I imagine dudes like Ballmer are pretty used to giving/receiving money to/from causes, companies, people, politicians, etc. under the table and getting away with it.
  15. It's almost like Germany has some experience with fascism and would like to not repeat it.
  16. What a fucking legacy Kawhi--"the humble, quiet dude who only wants to win"--is going to leave. I honestly don't blame him too much for this...who's saying no to a billionaire offering you an extra $30M on the down low (but technically still legal)? But does he even make the Hall at this point?
  17. Yes, I'm sure the richest owner in all of sports--and technically Adam Silver's boss--is really going to get the book thrown at him. He may even lose his team!
  18. Well, damn. Start teaching your kids from the time that they can walk to never step foot on anyone's property that they don't know for any reason whatsoever. That's where we're at as a society.
  19. For a couple years there, he seemed to care a whole hell of a lot about his legacy and getting the appropriate among of credit. Then shit went sideways in New England, and the NFL told him to fuck off. Watching him now completely torpedo his legacy for said grifter pussy is a fascinating look into the human psyche.
  20. Sure. He would have made a great position coach, maybe a coordinator.
  21. You are one incredibly dumb mother fucker.
  22. I cannot possibly envision anything less surprising than Jon Gruden being MAGA.
  23. Golf bros are the most cringy, douchiest human beings on the planet, so that part at least checks out. Announcing to anyone who will listen that you don't watch basketball anymore is also a very real thing. The rest is suspect.
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