Everything posted by aggie08
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Nancy Pelosi is a badass MF and I want her to be Speaker
I bet her doctor doesn't make her take cognitive tests literally every time she visits.
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NBA 2025-2026 Season Thread
They could have at least reached out to Mountain Dew to sponsor.
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NBA 2025-2026 Season Thread
Assuming the Ballmer stuff just stays a funny side story because the NBA is too weak to make Ballmer and Kawhi persona non grata... ...Kawhi's still a lock for the Hall, right? 2 Finals MVPs, 2 DPoY, 6x All-NBA, easily a Top 5 player for a few years there. But mercurial and complicated as fuck. Gotta be, but hard to imagine that it would even be a conversation when he was 27.
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JD Vance Fucked 5 couches as a hillbilly, then went on to kill the pope
God damn. Play that everywhere. On every TV. All the time.
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NBA 2025-2026 Season Thread
Can we just fast-forward to the West playoffs? Way too early, obviously, but a possible final four of OKC, Houston, Denver, and LAL with Wemby and Ant more than capable of playing spoiler? That doesn't suck.
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Formula 1 2025
Smart of Max to qualify far enough back to avoid the carnage when Oscar divebombs Lando on turn 1.
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Another second amendment patriot successfully defends himself from....a brown person who knocked on the wrong door
But it could have been antifa or MS-13...knocking on your door...in the morning...in suburban Indiana. Who are we to judge the homeowner's fear?
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Trump’s America
Exactly this. God, it was so hilarious for about 3.5 years. Then, we all started to realize that there was a decent chance that we were going to reelect these clowns.
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Charlie Kirk got ded, Erika Kirk grifts in place
In case you needed more proof that the only way to climb the MAGA ranks as a woman is to dress yourself (and later have surgeries to make yourself look) like an affordable escort.
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Government Shutdown 2025: This Time It’s Personal
Puts everyone out of a job... ...but job reports can never be released. Touche, Mr. President.
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Nancy Mace: Sexual assault survivor or cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs?
Not every close. People like Mace burn too bright and usually flame out or are otherwise unable to conceal their insanity. You can just laugh at their absurdity. Cruz knows he's full of shit and just plows through every single day, unflinching, unwavering, straight-faced bullshit lie after lie. He enjoys seeing how much he can get away with. He lacks human emotion, it's all a game to him. Your eyes can't possibly roll back into your head far enough every time you see one of his tweets.
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Government Shutdown 2025: This Time It’s Personal
We're definitely pondering what the drop dead date is for this to end with enough time to not royally fuck air travel. Our Thanksgiving return fare isn't refundable--and I'm guessing airlines aren't going to do a damn thing to recoup their customers--but how much is our time and frustration worth.
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Government Shutdown 2025: This Time It’s Personal
Any chance that Democrats would cave likely (hopefully) ended on Tuesday. So now everyone's just waiting around for Trump to force Congress to abolish the filibuster or for an administration and political party famously known for admitting their mistakes to come back to the table and reach an agreement. My completely baseless guess is something gets done next week, and the GOP tries to wrap in a "we did what we had to do to save your Thanksgiving from those dastardly Democrats" bow. Not exactly non-partisan, but likely pretty accurate.
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Papers, please. Surly thread of deportation cruelty dominance
It's almost like we've created a law enforcement system where you can do whatever the fuck you feel like doing, lie about it, then--even when conflicting evidence exists--face zero repercussions.
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NBA 2025-2026 Season Thread
Some poorly run, boring ass team needs to give up everything they have for Zion and Ja and create some of the most empty calorie--but entertaining--highlights ever.
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Election Day 2025
Yes, I'm telling you that actual election results are what carry weight. Because duh. Yes, it's a small step. No, it doesn't guarantee anything in a year's time. Yes, it's going to be a long fucking 3 years regardless. (Who is suggesting differently to any of those statements, by the way?). But to play it off as insignificant--ass-kickings across the board, a hard shift left virtually everywhere, all with record turnouts--is pretty naive and bitchy. You don't have to live your life with cunt mode fully engaged at all times, man.
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Government Shutdown 2025: This Time It’s Personal
If it doesn't get done by Thanksgiving, Mike Johnson should just seppuku himself. Although that requires the ability to feel shame.
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Election Day 2025
Awesome, I'm in. But, just no be clear, you're not trying to conflate last year's incredibly nervous excitement based on polls and vibes to our positivity about yesterday's real-world ass kicking (however small the scope) are you? Because that would be really dumb. And I know you're not dumb.
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Texas GQP is spontaneously combusting
Not in Texas. Never in Texas. And, as I alluded to, it only gets worse. Texas and Florida are the most desirable/affordable havens for us non-Texans' dumbest coworkers and friends to escape the socialism and transgender mutations of blue and purple states.
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Texas GQP is spontaneously combusting
He did that last September or October I believe. If anything, it helped his campaign.
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UPS Airlines crash on take off at Louisville Airport.
Damn. It was in full massive explosion mode the millisecond its tail clipped a building. There also looks like a blue arc flash at the moment of first impact.
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Government Shutdown 2025: This Time It’s Personal
After last night, I'm guessing this thing gets hashed out by the end of next week? Until yesterday, I think they truly believed that Fox News et al. was successful in convincing the country that the shutdown was Democrats' fault.
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Texas GQP is spontaneously combusting
Not to worry! Texas should have thousands more voters soon as the common clay seeks a sanctuary to escape the horror of minority, female, and communist elected officials from yesterday and likely future elections to come.
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Charlie Kirk got ded, Erika Kirk grifts in place
Wild, inappropriate, kinda gross internet speculation...completely of their own making. I'm not remotely the jealous type, but, if my wife hugged another man like that, we're having a discussion on the car ride home. Getting caught breaking out the fake tears ain't great for the rumor mill either. She's choosing to put herself in the spotlight for TMZ culture to scrutinize. There are far worse things on this site.