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aggie08

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  1. ^^^ spot on. Everyone says that they want parody...but no one actually watches parody. No dominant or polarizing teams, and the marketable American superstars are in decline.
  2. Not the finale. 12 episodes this season.
  3. One of the ugliest games I've seen in awhile to be sure.
  4. There's going to be statues in no less than a half dozen states. Mark it down.
  5. More because he's hot than because of the gravity of what he did. Otherwise, I don't necessary disagree with any of this. Killing randos or shooting up a school barely gets you a week of coverage, tops. Maybe targeting specific people is the new way to get famous. It royally sucks that that's where we are as a country...but it still beats more Sandy Hooks.
  6. Ah yes, the trying to answer the truly important matters surrounding Brett Favre.
  7. Welp, that will definitely help your kid land a seat, old man.
  8. A lot of y'all may want to consider taking a break from the internet for the holidays.
  9. Do you think "street"--but still incredibly safe and nonthreatening--black actors grow on trees, mister?
  10. The AT&T commercial with the couple in the hospital room after just delivering a baby and her parents standing proudly near by. Where dude bro husband says that more bundles of joys are on the way, and he wants to gift one to each of them, to the parents' bewilderment. But wait, phone bundles, of course! Cut to ecstatic parents in law getting hooked up with sweet new phones. I'm no marketing expert, but I can't imagine that making the viewer violently angry by the end of your commercial is the goal.
  11. These people are all certifiably insane. Or they're incredible grifters. Or both. Nothing they say means fuck all. He can literally say the exact opposite tomorrow, and no one on the right will correct him.
  12. Yes, a major problem with our society is that we all just read way, way too much. Labels, the fine print, legal terms, loan documents, credit card terms, user agreements. It's really what we're known for.
  13. I thought Season 1 was excellent. Sure, silly at parts. But great action, passable operator lingo/interactions, some serious grey area exploration, good plot buildup. I may be out after Season 2. Completely disjointed, shit tactics, CR lectures every episode, pointless storylines, with no discernible point to anything.
  14. "It's funny because he's a massive piece of shit and owns the libs!"
  15. Don't you just feel so proud to have voted for a professional troll with absolutely zero intellectual curiosity or honesty on three separate occasions?
  16. You're at risk of becoming Jeff Foxworthy's opening act.
  17. I know it's fucked up to say about a 13 year old, but there's gotta be like a 45% chance that she shot her father, right? Maybe not on purpose, maybe just didn't think it was loaded, but pretty likely the gun was in her hands. A little more believable than her standing on a bed next to her completely asleep father while she searches for something in a fucking tacklebox on the shelf directly above his head, only for the gun to fall perfectly enough onto a mattress to discharge into dad's brain.
  18. Men, I'm starting to think that stashing guns in every drawer, cabinet, and shelf of my house is actually a bad idea.
  19. Ok, so we're going to plan a strike mission that only requires one helicopter and two lesbians. The entire rest of the team, two Delta units, and Taylor Sheridan are only there in case the helicopter crashes. Gee, I wonder what's going to happen.
  20. Dear diary, please put Scarlett Johansson in sweaters that make her tits look like a PlayStation 1 Tomb Raider game.
  21. Give a man that much hardware, he kind of has to be, no?
  22. I always enjoy watching smart people argue with not so smart people.
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