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aggie08

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  1. Sure, but they think all of society will collapse if Trump doesn't win, so stands to reason that that would include the space program. No point trying to further convince them. Who's still legitimately weighing their options and believes that our ability to colonize Mars could be significantly impacted by the November outcome? Just mind-numbing stupidity to think he's swaying anyone with what amounts to "If I win, there will be no homework, and ice cream on Fridays!"
  2. "If Trump wins, everyone gets their very own Mars space buggy! If he doesn't, we'll basically have to cancel the entire space program and doom humanity to a terrible fate because of the red tape " What fucking morons actually believe this shit?
  3. All that and being an incredibly self-hating bisexual man.
  4. Okay wow, the 6 minute highlight package for this game was completely absurd.
  5. Don't you guys just hate when this happens?! Completely unsolicited nudes and videos from verifiably real females who are way out of your league. It's the worst!
  6. One added perk of having the in-laws in town: Sundays are a running commentary on black people's hair, tattoo, and celebration choices, and how wussy the new kickoff rule is. Truly some high brow stuff.
  7. Fuck that. If he hits whatever the billionaire equivalent of rock bottom is, maybe he'll decide to spend some time raising any one of his kids.
  8. My in laws are in town for the weekend and they started talking about transsexuals and politics--because they ALWAYS find a way to bring up transsexuals and politics--and stated how much they're "dreading" their lives if "she" wins. The live on a plot of land in the middle of Podunk cowtown California. Both retired, living off of her long-term disability insurance, staring at their tablets and watching NCIS all day. They only leave their house for Costco, church functions, and a weekly lunch outing to buffet-style sushi. How the fuck do people like this convince themselves that their lives are going to dramatically change because a Democrat is in the White House? Oh right, their tablets have Wi-Fi. Nevermind. They don't particularly like Trump the man and wish Mike fucking Pence had run (I reminded them that he did, but the cult members weren't too fond of him), but they have no choice.
  9. CNN...Atlanta...taunting him with shit that they absolutely know he'll saw no to. Awesome.
  10. As much as that dude would be scared shitless of the possibility of even some white collar jail time, I cannot picture him living in another country for the rest of his days. America is the only country on earth where someone like Donald Trump makes a lick of sense.
  11. Maybe the only thing Nick Saban and I have in common.
  12. I try not to judge anyone for what they do in their bedrooms and who they're attracted to, but you're 31 and look like that, and that's the dick you risk your career over??
  13. Does the WNBA always start their postseason in the daytime of an NFL football Sunday? Seems like they like to purposely shoot themselves in the dick.
  14. That's a lot of dicks blown off.
  15. I think even this site would agree that every race that Daniel Ricciardo has had on Red Bull's developmental team over the past two years has made zero practical sense, and continuing to put him out there is outright team negligence.
  16. Mike Tomlin gonna be the HC in 2035, still touting how many consecutive non-losing seasons they've had.
  17. The fuck is this shit? I don't dislike the guy, but come the fuck on. His success has far exceeded his talent.
  18. I don't care if vapers vote for Trump. Fuck 'em all.
  19. He isn't. But it sure makes from some great culture war division when his shift starts at 0730 in Moscow!
  20. Shit, I'm with A-Aron on this one. The only time an NFL head coach should even think about hugging his veteran QB is if confetti is falling on their heads.
  21. What recent rule changes supposedly make it easier to steal a base? Pitch clocks? I'm not following.
  22. This guy is way more literate and able to keep the schtick going without raging out than immortal could ever be. My guess is Poe. Possibly Donkey. Definitely not Sack though.
  23. Has everyone gotten their shots in? Are we done here yet?
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