Yes, we all realize that it's a fucking bit. Bits are much better when they at least border on being funny. Him being boring and not remotely funny isn't because we're "emotionally charged."
The wife of one of the victim's brother who insisted on going to the crazy wind chime lady PI runs a store that sells prescription drugs and guns. God damn that tracks.
When did moving pin placement mid-playoffs become a thing. Bet that greens keeper was as nervous as he's ever been having to plop down a perfect new hole in front of thousands of fans.
By god. There really is no more quiet part anymore. You almost have to give them credit for figuring out the cheat code for saying and doing whatever the fuck they want in a polite society.
Lie.
Never admit to being wrong.
Lie some more.
Never, ever apologize.
Remember to keep lying.
Mock anyone trying to point out your heinous words/actions as a part of "cancel culture"
Continue lying.
So frustrating that this is what beats/destroys us.