Everything posted by aggie08
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Epstein and Maxwell
70+ years of empirical data that nothing you say has any real, negative consequences.
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Ghislaine "Sgt. Schultz" Maxwell: "I know NOTH-ING"
Things are so much more stress free when you finally accept that no combination of words is ever going to matter.
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Zuckerberg Inc downloaded and seeded porn FOR YEARS to help feed AI - lawsuit
And then tell me how to feel about it.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
What kind of morons decided that the best way to transport, present, and serve bacon is in an upright fry box?
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Happy Gilmore 2
Little do they know, you're actually on a message board full of assholes.
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Ghislaine "Sgt. Schultz" Maxwell: "I know NOTH-ING"
Like, honestly, dude's been in the public eye for 50 years. This is the only time I've ever seen him legitimately, genuinely, sincerely happy and laughing. Shooting the shit and scoping out tail with Jeffrey Epstein.
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Mass Shootings
Sorry, I'm going to withhold my judgement until an expert tells me that that gun actually is no more damaging ballistically than a .22, and it's not a big deal that mentally disturbed individuals can legally obtain them.
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Trump’s America
Young parents. Bigly. They think their say as parents is going to be taken away by schools/doctors all too happy to let 12 year olds make their own influenced gender decisions. Not saying I agree, but that's the reality.
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Trump’s America
You mean like unintentionally getting somebody knocked up? Or smoking weed? Or having a misdemeanor on their record?
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Happy Gilmore 2
I would just say that--even when discussing a made for Netflix Adam Sandler sequel to a 30 year old ridiculous movie in its own right, that stars all of his friends and family--the last 45 minutes is still noteworthy for its god awfulness.
- Happy Gilmore 2
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Ghislaine "Sgt. Schultz" Maxwell: "I know NOTH-ING"
Looking forward to "letting everyone with any involvement free and paying them reparation money" becomes what MAGA says they wanted all along.
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The Worst Trade in NBA History: Luka traded for AD
Ah, the post-breakup swimsuit body. No clue why it always takes a breakup to get your shit in gear, but it almost always does.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Nothing says "I'm serious this time" like giving a flexible range of dates.
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Happy Gilmore 2
The PGA and LIV announced their plans to "merge" in June 2023, which was a complete shock to everyone. A script for HG2 almost certainly existed in some form before then. I'm guessing the rival golf league was initially a much more on the nose stand in for LIV. Then, everyone in the golf world had to make nice, so they probably pivoted to the Maxi hip surgery and ridiculousness to lessen the LIV comparisons. And allowed them to bring in Bryson and Brooks as good guys in the fight for the future of "regular golf."
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Formula 1 2025
Man, F1 is a really tough watch sometimes. "Not going to be very much passing this week. It's a super narrow street course that the cars are just way too fucking big for." Okay, makes sense. What about a purpose-built, historical race track with elevation changes and lots of high speed corners? "Nope. No passing there either."
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Ghislaine "Sgt. Schultz" Maxwell: "I know NOTH-ING"
Unfortunately, the one area that Helobious seems to nail is Trump. He can communicate on MAGA's wavelength in a way the rest of us simply cannot.
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Candace Owens has balls. Sorry I meant Brigitte Macron has balls.
He's not gullible. He's a fat fucking moron. Last week he was posting Megyn Kelly. He likes being lied to when it makes him feel good, so he actively seeks it out.
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they’re coming for pedro pascal now
No one is upset at you. We're trying to help you avoid getting ass raped by the algorithms.
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they’re coming for pedro pascal now
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Dude.- they’re coming for pedro pascal now
Yuuup. This is about Pedro's sister and their activism. Not Me Too run amok. Do better, Derka.- Trump’s America
We're well into Marvel Phase 6. I have no idea who Liz Truss is anymore.- Happy Gilmore 2
- they’re coming for pedro pascal now
I hate every single word of that tweet. - they’re coming for pedro pascal now
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