Everything posted by aggie08
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Trump’s America
Young parents. Bigly. They think their say as parents is going to be taken away by schools/doctors all too happy to let 12 year olds make their own influenced gender decisions. Not saying I agree, but that's the reality.
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Trump’s America
You mean like unintentionally getting somebody knocked up? Or smoking weed? Or having a misdemeanor on their record?
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Happy Gilmore 2
I would just say that--even when discussing a made for Netflix Adam Sandler sequel to a 30 year old ridiculous movie in its own right, that stars all of his friends and family--the last 45 minutes is still noteworthy for its god awfulness.
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Ghislaine "Sgt. Schultz" Maxwell: "I know NOTH-ING"
Looking forward to "letting everyone with any involvement free and paying them reparation money" becomes what MAGA says they wanted all along.
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The Worst Trade in NBA History: Luka traded for AD
Ah, the post-breakup swimsuit body. No clue why it always takes a breakup to get your shit in gear, but it almost always does.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Nothing says "I'm serious this time" like giving a flexible range of dates.
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Happy Gilmore 2
The PGA and LIV announced their plans to "merge" in June 2023, which was a complete shock to everyone. A script for HG2 almost certainly existed in some form before then. I'm guessing the rival golf league was initially a much more on the nose stand in for LIV. Then, everyone in the golf world had to make nice, so they probably pivoted to the Maxi hip surgery and ridiculousness to lessen the LIV comparisons. And allowed them to bring in Bryson and Brooks as good guys in the fight for the future of "regular golf."
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Formula 1 2025
Man, F1 is a really tough watch sometimes. "Not going to be very much passing this week. It's a super narrow street course that the cars are just way too fucking big for." Okay, makes sense. What about a purpose-built, historical race track with elevation changes and lots of high speed corners? "Nope. No passing there either."
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Ghislaine "Sgt. Schultz" Maxwell: "I know NOTH-ING"
Unfortunately, the one area that Helobious seems to nail is Trump. He can communicate on MAGA's wavelength in a way the rest of us simply cannot.
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Candace Owens has balls. Sorry I meant Brigitte Macron has balls.
He's not gullible. He's a fat fucking moron. Last week he was posting Megyn Kelly. He likes being lied to when it makes him feel good, so he actively seeks it out.
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they’re coming for pedro pascal now
No one is upset at you. We're trying to help you avoid getting ass raped by the algorithms.
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they’re coming for pedro pascal now
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Yuuup. This is about Pedro's sister and their activism. Not Me Too run amok. Do better, Derka.- Trump’s America
We're well into Marvel Phase 6. I have no idea who Liz Truss is anymore.- Happy Gilmore 2
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I hate every single word of that tweet.- Happy Gilmore 2
Yep, guessing there were some rewrites. A hip, cool, questionably funded new golf league that threatens to splinter the PGA? "What's that? The PGA made Rory make nice with Bryson and Brooks? Um, well, okay...we'll just make the new league completely absurd to try to make it not so obvious that it was originally supposed to represent LIV." Still, the first hour was better than it had any right to be.- 4th of July Texas Flood
Yeah, I would imagine that convincing yourself that there was absolutely nothing that you, or the people that you entrusted, could have done to save your child, and it was just their "time" is a pretty natural human reflex/coping mechanism.- Whites only settlement in Arkansas
Yeah, dude, we already covered that it's Arkansas.- The Studio - Apple TV, March 26, 2025 - Seth Rogen, Catherine O’Hara, Kathryn Hahn, Bryan Cranston
I'm trying to get into this, but man it's tough. The first couple of episodes were great--sincere dude way over his skis trying to do good but killing off Scorsese's movie--then it just devolved into Seth Rogan running around as his incredibly insecure, awkwardly desperate self in the most unlikeable ways possible with one of his buds popping in for a cameo of the week.- Whites only settlement in Arkansas
You know, if ever there was a time to get White Entertaining Television up and rolling...- Ghislaine "Sgt. Schultz" Maxwell: "I know NOTH-ING"
Because they did Saddam's head like that back in the day for whatever reason.- Israel vs everyone war thread
My overall point was that Israel isn't going to get invaded tomorrow if the United States cut off their weapon shipments. Obviously, it leaves them more vulnerable long term, but their military might still far outclasses their neighbors, with or without us. - they’re coming for pedro pascal now
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