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aggie08

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  1. The AT&T commercial with the couple in the hospital room after just delivering a baby and her parents standing proudly near by. Where dude bro husband says that more bundles of joys are on the way, and he wants to gift one to each of them, to the parents' bewilderment. But wait, phone bundles, of course! Cut to ecstatic parents in law getting hooked up with sweet new phones. I'm no marketing expert, but I can't imagine that making the viewer violently angry by the end of your commercial is the goal.
  2. These people are all certifiably insane. Or they're incredible grifters. Or both. Nothing they say means fuck all. He can literally say the exact opposite tomorrow, and no one on the right will correct him.
  3. Yes, a major problem with our society is that we all just read way, way too much. Labels, the fine print, legal terms, loan documents, credit card terms, user agreements. It's really what we're known for.
  4. I thought Season 1 was excellent. Sure, silly at parts. But great action, passable operator lingo/interactions, some serious grey area exploration, good plot buildup. I may be out after Season 2. Completely disjointed, shit tactics, CR lectures every episode, pointless storylines, with no discernible point to anything.
  5. "It's funny because he's a massive piece of shit and owns the libs!"
  6. Don't you just feel so proud to have voted for a professional troll with absolutely zero intellectual curiosity or honesty on three separate occasions?
  7. You're at risk of becoming Jeff Foxworthy's opening act.
  8. I know it's fucked up to say about a 13 year old, but there's gotta be like a 45% chance that she shot her father, right? Maybe not on purpose, maybe just didn't think it was loaded, but pretty likely the gun was in her hands. A little more believable than her standing on a bed next to her completely asleep father while she searches for something in a fucking tacklebox on the shelf directly above his head, only for the gun to fall perfectly enough onto a mattress to discharge into dad's brain.
  9. Men, I'm starting to think that stashing guns in every drawer, cabinet, and shelf of my house is actually a bad idea.
  10. Ok, so we're going to plan a strike mission that only requires one helicopter and two lesbians. The entire rest of the team, two Delta units, and Taylor Sheridan are only there in case the helicopter crashes. Gee, I wonder what's going to happen.
  11. Dear diary, please put Scarlett Johansson in sweaters that make her tits look like a PlayStation 1 Tomb Raider game.
  12. Give a man that much hardware, he kind of has to be, no?
  13. I always enjoy watching smart people argue with not so smart people.
  14. I mean, boo for being a Nazi piece of shit and all....but nice.
  15. Fuck. Welp, I'm going to hell for laughing.
  16. So fucking arbitrary who we, the public, decide what matters for.
  17. This show has always been pretty blatant about its politics, but that last episode cracked me up.
  18. If I wanted to see someone suck their own dick, I'm sure there's a category on pornhub. Generally speaking, if you're going to start releasing documentaries about healing and longevity methods that only you've discovered, maybe have more than one Super Bowl. We barely tolerate Brady's TB12 holistic journey, and he has 7.
  19. $100 to a real charity isn't going to result in much. But, a marginally funny troll on an anonymous internet message board? Those are the memories that last forever.
  20. The losing moral high ground position is extremely hilarious to me. Guess what? Trump and the GOP are still going to do the exact same stupid shit that they were planning to do before he was pardoned. The only thing it changes is that it makes people like Incredulity's task of defending and justifying that stupid shit when it happens slightly easier. But guess what? They were going to find ways to defend and justify it regardless.
  21. Ridiculous and stupid...but still somehow way better than I was expecting. Not a bad disposable watch and immediately forget about movie.
  22. Explain why for us casuals. Only need 2-3 teams to be in the ballpark of each other to make for a decent race.
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